fic: How to survive a dull meeting (NC-17)
Story Title: How to survive a dull meeting
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Kirk finds a way to distract himself (and Bones) in a boring meeting.
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me
This is just something I was inspired with on the kink meme and decided to post here. All porn, no plot whatsoever...
This meeting was boring.
Jim tried really hard to keep concentrating. He really was. But they were now well into the second hour of Scotty and his team explaining in great detail why they should be allowed to experiment with some new material Spock had found. Seriously.
The worst thing was that it was his own fault. After the last of Scotty's "experiments" had resulted in most of engineering sporting purple blotches on their skin for 2 weeks, Jim had insisted on the full details of any experiments for the foreseeable future.
He'd decided after the first half hour he was going to approve it. Clearly Scotty had looked at every single possible outcome and mitigated any risks. All of which he was now hearing in ridiculous levels of mundane detail.
It didn't help that the room was darkened for the presentation so that Jim had to fight to keep him eyes from closing.
He glanced to his side and saw Bones was in a similar situation if the glazed look in his eyes was anything to go by.
Seeing that got Jim thinking about the last time he saw that look on Bones. It was a GOOD look. Jim'd seen it just that morning, in fact. After he'd sucked Bones' brain out through his cock in the shower and all Bones could do was lean against the tiles staring down at Jim with none of the snark he normally showed.
Jim sat up in his chair. Maybe this meeting wouldn't be a bust afterall.
He surreptitiously moved his chair closer to Bones. A raised eyebrow the only indication Bones had noticed anything.
Once he was close enough, he quickly checked no-one could see and reached over and slid his hand up Bones' thigh. Bones clearly hadn't expected this because he almost jumped out of his seat and glared at Jim before settling himself and moving his chair further away.
Jim wasn't put off. At all. He slipped closer and this time Bones didn't have any space on the other side so he couldn't move away again.
Jim got his hand all the way up the outside of Bones' thigh and was working his way across the top before Bones grabbed his hand and tried to move it away. The eyebrow of death was now in full swing, but Jim decided to ignore that and worked his hand back on to Bones' thigh. This time he managed to inch up between the legs until he could feel Bones' balls with his pinkie. He heard Bones' breath hitch as he half-heartedly tried to swat Jim's hand away. Jim smiled then cause he knew he'd won this time.
He slipped his hand higher, grinning smugly when he found Bones was already half hard. He turned to glance at Bones and saw a mixture of exasperation and arousal in his friend's eyes. Taking this as permission, he looked forward again, trying to look like he was engrossed in the presentation, and started to run his fingers slowly up and down the length of Bones' cock relishing the feeling as it filled and twitched beneath his fingers. It didn't take long for him to feel a damp patch near the head where Bones was already leaking for him. God he loved how responsive Bones was.
Jim continued to stroke up and down the hard length and by now Bones had shifted so he was slumped down in his chair with his legs open. Jim spared another glance around the room but they were sitting at the back, and the conference table was hiding them from view of the others so he wasn't too concerned.
He looked at Bones who was a little wild-eyed at this stage, his breath hitching with every pass of Jim's fingers across the swollen head of his cock. Jim had intended this to be just a bit of teasing, but by now he was hard himself from watching Bones and all he could think about was how he wanted to make the doctor cream his pants in front of the senior staff.
God, just the thought of it meant Jim had to reach down and adjust himself - allowing himself a quick squeeze at the same time. He checked Bones again and this time he was facing forward with a look of intense concentration on his face, biting his lip and breathing fast enough that Jim decided he could definitely call it panting.
He turned his hand so that his fingernails scraped the head of Bones' cock and that was enough to push Bones over the edge, pushing up into Jim's hand as he came in his pants. Bones had his eyes squeezed shut and was covering any noise he may have made with a cough. For a moment people turned around to look, but quickly turned back as Scotty continued to speak. Bones turned and glared at Jim as soon as everyone looked away but the look was spoiled by the way his pupils were blown with arousal.
Jim licked his lips thinking all he wanted to do right now was bury his face in Bones' crotch and lick up the mess he'd made in his pants. He was so hard he though he might come himself without any touching at all. Now that Bones had come down, Jim could tell by the smug look on the doctor's face that he knew exactly what state Jim was in.
Just as he was about to pull Bones' hand into his lap so he could return the favour, Jim realised that Scotty was finished and the lights were coming up. He was struggling to concentrate but managed to give his approval for the experiment to go ahead. People started to get up to leave, but Jim was in no state to stand up and he figured Bones probably didn't want to either.
"Bones, can you stay for a moment to go through those requisitions from earlier", Jim said as he frantically reached for a PADD and pretended to pull up a report.
Bones simply nodded - maybe he didn't have the power of speech yet - and they both sat in silence while everyone else filed out of the room.
"Computer, lock conference room doors" was as much as Jim managed to get out before Bones grabbed him and crushed their mouths together, only pulling apart to berate Jim in between kisses. Stupid, reckless, sonofabitch, were a few of the things Jim got before he stopped comprehending anything as Bones lifted him up on to the conference table, opened Jim's pants and sucked his cock down in one movement.
All it took were a few sucks and tongue flicks before Jim was arching forward and coming in his lover's mouth babbling nonsense as he did so.
Jim's head fell back with a thunk on the table which would probably hurt later, but right then, he was feeling no pain at all.
Jim grinned up at the normally pristine doctor whose hair was now in disarray where Jim had grabbed onto him, and his pants definitely looked like they'd seen better days.
Yeah, this hadn't been such a bad meeting afterall.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Kirk finds a way to distract himself (and Bones) in a boring meeting.
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me
This is just something I was inspired with on the kink meme and decided to post here. All porn, no plot whatsoever...
This meeting was boring.
Jim tried really hard to keep concentrating. He really was. But they were now well into the second hour of Scotty and his team explaining in great detail why they should be allowed to experiment with some new material Spock had found. Seriously.
The worst thing was that it was his own fault. After the last of Scotty's "experiments" had resulted in most of engineering sporting purple blotches on their skin for 2 weeks, Jim had insisted on the full details of any experiments for the foreseeable future.
He'd decided after the first half hour he was going to approve it. Clearly Scotty had looked at every single possible outcome and mitigated any risks. All of which he was now hearing in ridiculous levels of mundane detail.
It didn't help that the room was darkened for the presentation so that Jim had to fight to keep him eyes from closing.
He glanced to his side and saw Bones was in a similar situation if the glazed look in his eyes was anything to go by.
Seeing that got Jim thinking about the last time he saw that look on Bones. It was a GOOD look. Jim'd seen it just that morning, in fact. After he'd sucked Bones' brain out through his cock in the shower and all Bones could do was lean against the tiles staring down at Jim with none of the snark he normally showed.
Jim sat up in his chair. Maybe this meeting wouldn't be a bust afterall.
He surreptitiously moved his chair closer to Bones. A raised eyebrow the only indication Bones had noticed anything.
Once he was close enough, he quickly checked no-one could see and reached over and slid his hand up Bones' thigh. Bones clearly hadn't expected this because he almost jumped out of his seat and glared at Jim before settling himself and moving his chair further away.
Jim wasn't put off. At all. He slipped closer and this time Bones didn't have any space on the other side so he couldn't move away again.
Jim got his hand all the way up the outside of Bones' thigh and was working his way across the top before Bones grabbed his hand and tried to move it away. The eyebrow of death was now in full swing, but Jim decided to ignore that and worked his hand back on to Bones' thigh. This time he managed to inch up between the legs until he could feel Bones' balls with his pinkie. He heard Bones' breath hitch as he half-heartedly tried to swat Jim's hand away. Jim smiled then cause he knew he'd won this time.
He slipped his hand higher, grinning smugly when he found Bones was already half hard. He turned to glance at Bones and saw a mixture of exasperation and arousal in his friend's eyes. Taking this as permission, he looked forward again, trying to look like he was engrossed in the presentation, and started to run his fingers slowly up and down the length of Bones' cock relishing the feeling as it filled and twitched beneath his fingers. It didn't take long for him to feel a damp patch near the head where Bones was already leaking for him. God he loved how responsive Bones was.
Jim continued to stroke up and down the hard length and by now Bones had shifted so he was slumped down in his chair with his legs open. Jim spared another glance around the room but they were sitting at the back, and the conference table was hiding them from view of the others so he wasn't too concerned.
He looked at Bones who was a little wild-eyed at this stage, his breath hitching with every pass of Jim's fingers across the swollen head of his cock. Jim had intended this to be just a bit of teasing, but by now he was hard himself from watching Bones and all he could think about was how he wanted to make the doctor cream his pants in front of the senior staff.
God, just the thought of it meant Jim had to reach down and adjust himself - allowing himself a quick squeeze at the same time. He checked Bones again and this time he was facing forward with a look of intense concentration on his face, biting his lip and breathing fast enough that Jim decided he could definitely call it panting.
He turned his hand so that his fingernails scraped the head of Bones' cock and that was enough to push Bones over the edge, pushing up into Jim's hand as he came in his pants. Bones had his eyes squeezed shut and was covering any noise he may have made with a cough. For a moment people turned around to look, but quickly turned back as Scotty continued to speak. Bones turned and glared at Jim as soon as everyone looked away but the look was spoiled by the way his pupils were blown with arousal.
Jim licked his lips thinking all he wanted to do right now was bury his face in Bones' crotch and lick up the mess he'd made in his pants. He was so hard he though he might come himself without any touching at all. Now that Bones had come down, Jim could tell by the smug look on the doctor's face that he knew exactly what state Jim was in.
Just as he was about to pull Bones' hand into his lap so he could return the favour, Jim realised that Scotty was finished and the lights were coming up. He was struggling to concentrate but managed to give his approval for the experiment to go ahead. People started to get up to leave, but Jim was in no state to stand up and he figured Bones probably didn't want to either.
"Bones, can you stay for a moment to go through those requisitions from earlier", Jim said as he frantically reached for a PADD and pretended to pull up a report.
Bones simply nodded - maybe he didn't have the power of speech yet - and they both sat in silence while everyone else filed out of the room.
"Computer, lock conference room doors" was as much as Jim managed to get out before Bones grabbed him and crushed their mouths together, only pulling apart to berate Jim in between kisses. Stupid, reckless, sonofabitch, were a few of the things Jim got before he stopped comprehending anything as Bones lifted him up on to the conference table, opened Jim's pants and sucked his cock down in one movement.
All it took were a few sucks and tongue flicks before Jim was arching forward and coming in his lover's mouth babbling nonsense as he did so.
Jim's head fell back with a thunk on the table which would probably hurt later, but right then, he was feeling no pain at all.
Jim grinned up at the normally pristine doctor whose hair was now in disarray where Jim had grabbed onto him, and his pants definitely looked like they'd seen better days.
Yeah, this hadn't been such a bad meeting afterall.