halloween
our party is tonight. i am very excited!!! even though i have to be in the office for the best part. but NO MATTER. i'm going to be amy winehouse and it's going to be sweet. totally going to try and rock the bouffant. hopefully it works. and sharpie tattoos... mwahahaha.
the thing is, i look online, i look at everybody's different photo galleries, and all the girls are dressed up as sexy ______. doesnt matter what, it's always sexy. and dont get me wrong, i love to feel and look sexy, but i can do that whenever i want. i wear a dress on my day off and feel like the sexiest happiest person in the world. halloween is our chance to be something we're not, to dress up as whatever we want. why's it always gotta involve sexy? i just feel like we could be more creative than this. we can be sexy any day we want. and by doing it on halloween, it's like you're saying it's the only day you can do that, and that normally you're not a sexy person. all women are sexy. its' true. boobs and vags will always be sexy, whereas peni, well, arent. so like, how about dressing up as UNSEXY on halloween? or even better, dress as a dude!
and the other thing about dressing up as sexy ______... most of the time i have no idea what should be in the blank. in these women's quest to be sexy, they forget the other part. its not everybody, mind you. but a lot of the time. im just saying that it should be the one day we feel comfortable NOT being what media/society/culture has shaped us to be. the one day that we can say fuck you, i'm not going to be an object for men to oogle at, i am going to be whatever i damn well please.
but i guess it's the easy thing to do. all the prefab costumes you buy at halloween superstore have the sexy built in. and if halloween creeps up on you, or you just cant think of a good idea... its the easiest thing for women to fall back on.
but that's why i love my best friends... the three blind mice!?!? awesome.
/end nightshift rant/
the thing is, i look online, i look at everybody's different photo galleries, and all the girls are dressed up as sexy ______. doesnt matter what, it's always sexy. and dont get me wrong, i love to feel and look sexy, but i can do that whenever i want. i wear a dress on my day off and feel like the sexiest happiest person in the world. halloween is our chance to be something we're not, to dress up as whatever we want. why's it always gotta involve sexy? i just feel like we could be more creative than this. we can be sexy any day we want. and by doing it on halloween, it's like you're saying it's the only day you can do that, and that normally you're not a sexy person. all women are sexy. its' true. boobs and vags will always be sexy, whereas peni, well, arent. so like, how about dressing up as UNSEXY on halloween? or even better, dress as a dude!
and the other thing about dressing up as sexy ______... most of the time i have no idea what should be in the blank. in these women's quest to be sexy, they forget the other part. its not everybody, mind you. but a lot of the time. im just saying that it should be the one day we feel comfortable NOT being what media/society/culture has shaped us to be. the one day that we can say fuck you, i'm not going to be an object for men to oogle at, i am going to be whatever i damn well please.
but i guess it's the easy thing to do. all the prefab costumes you buy at halloween superstore have the sexy built in. and if halloween creeps up on you, or you just cant think of a good idea... its the easiest thing for women to fall back on.
but that's why i love my best friends... the three blind mice!?!? awesome.
/end nightshift rant/