Request Post 01
So I wanted to save this for when I finally get a job, but I've been fairly productive all day and am 3K behind on getyourwordsout. So. Request post!
1. Comment with a pairing/fandom & a prompt ( Read more... )
1. Comment with a pairing/fandom & a prompt ( Read more... )
Long-range combat is out of the question because although he's the better shot, her bullets can - and will - kill. So they settle their arguments in Nate's custom-made arena, just her and him and a hand-to-hand battle to the end.
Every match usually ends with Blair pinning Dan to the ground, and although her skills are impeccable, sometimes that grin Dan sends her from the floor makes her think that he's losing on purpose.
- UM, I DON'T THINK YOU WATCH 2 BROKE GIRLS, BUT I'VE BEEN DYING FOR A GOSSIP GIRL/2 BROKE GIRLS CROSSOVER. Dan/Blair with feuding Blair/Max, Caroline/Nate, remembering the past
i have not but here goes!
"This is your favorite cupcake place in Brooklyn?" Blair whispers to Dan, an agitated look on her face. "It's just so -"
"So what, princess?" the girl with the "MAX :(" nametag drawls, crossing her arms under her ample breasts.
"Subpar."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me the first time, I believe," Blair snipes quickly and Dan leans back in his seat to watch the feisty brunette vs. feisty brunette showdown of the century.
In the other corner of the room, Nate sits with Caroline, hand over hers. "It's been so long - I still remember that night at your family's Christmas party."
"I found you under the mistletoe, but Blair snagged you away before I could even know what it was for." Caroline smiles sheepishly. "I was upset when I found out about it later. I always had a tiny crush on you, but you were always Blair's."
"A lot of things have changed since then," Nate replies, and his other hand finds hers under the table.
Caroline smiles around her cupcake shop, even at the trio of bickering brunettes near the counter, and gives his hand a squeeze. "Yes, we've changed so much."
- Inception!AU, making a plan
"This is your dream, so you can design it any way you like," Dan explains, before glancing around him. "Where are we, by the way?"
"Rome," Blair breathes, walking across cobble stone streets, past dozens of people whose faces blur and blend together indistinguishably. She raising her hand and sketches something in her mind, and the streets shake and the buildings quake and crumble and merge into the Rio-Antirrio bridge from Greece.
"Amazing," Dan breathes behind her, but she's not done yet.
- Dan/Blair, JE!AU, hosting a show together
Japan imports some stupid reality show from Korea called "We Got Married" and of course, of course, Dan is cast alongside her and they have to pretend to be married for an entire week. A week!
He never so much as texted after their last drama was over and all was said and done, and her blood boils at the thought of even seeing him. But then he shows up and his hair is still curly, but short and neat and almost hand - stop - and he walks up to her awkwardly, maybe even shyly, and says, "Well, nice to see you again, Mrs. Humphrey."
"The pleasure is all yours, Mr. Waldorf."
- Dan/Blair, what about the children?
"No headbands in your latest fashion collection, Mrs. Humphrey?"
"Headbands are so twenty years ago, Mr. Humphrey," Blair grouches as she sketches out a neat two piece ensemble.
"But what about the children?" Dan says in mock horror. "What will their lives be like without proper hair fashion?"
"I know you're being snarky but I do have an answer for that." Blair flips through the pages of her sketchbook until she lands on one triumphantly. "Hats."
- Dan/Blair, the third book
The first book was about falling madly, passionately, drunkenly in love. The second is about heartache and heartbreak and how to deal with the aftermath of a broken love.
The third book is markedly different from anything Dan has ever penned before - it is a children's book about a silly, clumsy poodle who loses everything - his collar, his toys, even his owners. On the very last page the poodle meets a cat, who says, "Your heart was with me all along, you didn't lose it at all."
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- sometimes that grin Dan sends her from the floor makes her think that he's losing on purpose. FUCKING DAN. i cannot handle this cheekiness. I feel like even if HE WASN'T, he'd still grin, just to torture her a little and tease her and MAKE HER QUESTION. so mean, but so perfect.
- FUCKING YES. 2 broke girls/gossip girl. I'VE WANTED THIS CROSSOVER FOREVER AND AS;LDKFJASLKDFJ SO CUTE! LOL to Blair trying to insult it and i bet even after she ATE a cupcake, and even if it was the BEST ONE EVER, she'd still go "ugh, subpar. because it's from BROOKLYN." dying dying. and THE CUTENESS OF CAROLINE/NATE. HOW PERFECT. ♥
- OMG, i hadn't even thought of who'd be who, but dan as arthur, blair as ariadne is PERFECTION. *___________*
- I NEED MORE OF THIS. OMG, THEY'RE FAKE MARRIED TO EACH OTHER. EVEN IF TI'S JUST FOR A WEEK, THAT IS FUCKING PERFECT. *_________* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED. (love blair's "The pleasure is all yours, Mr. Waldorf.")
- snicker snicker. hats. but what does blair waldorf do about HAT HAIR. it is a serious question.
- NO. WHAT IS THIS BOOK? DOES IT EXIST, BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUSLY CUTE THING I'VE EVER HEARD. MY HEART WIBBLED LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS AT THAT LAST LINE.
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(also the book was made up but so happy you thought it was cute!! ♥)
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IT WAS ADORABLE. obviously this should be made somewhere. cough.
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