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So a long time ago, Selfy had an "Intoxicated" request on the drabble meme and we have it here now!
May was gawking at this sight.
Her two best friends since the history of ever on the island, Shana and Gilgamesh were living it up more so than usually. Both of them were holding coconuts in their hands and had slightly reddened cheeks. Shana seemed redder than Gilgamesh, but who was noticing?
"Waaa~! It's good to unwind every once in a while, don't you think so, Shana?"
"Fufu... That would correct, Gil- Gil-- Goldie." she hiccupped.
Like an innocent little lamb, May quietly approached them.
"Uh... Are you two alright?" She titled her head."
Gilgamesh instantly recognized that voice. And became a bit redder because of it. This wasn't the best time for her to show up. She had the best timing.
"Ahaha... Uh, May-chan..." Gilgamesh scratched his head in embarrassment.
However, Shana had a different expression. And it was far from embarrassment. It was more of absolute annoyance.
"Oh, May," She said with a disinterested tone. "This is an "Adult's only" kind of thing, so you should leave."
"W-w-wha? I am an adult!" The pirate said as she emphasized with flailing.
May totally was! Even from Shana, her closest friend, she could not that insult and just walk away. But in Shana's current state, there was no idea on what she was capable of doing.
Especially since she seemed like a hard drunk.
With a look of confrontation, Shana wobbled over to May with a gleam in her eye. In one way, it seemed like a fight was about to start.
"Shana...?" Gilgamesh raised an eyebrow. In hindsight, if anyone could stop a catfight from happening-- It was he.
The Flame Haze begun to eye May's body up and down as if she were inspecting a piece of meat. It was crazy, but true. Gilgamesh was quiet, May was freaked out, and the only one who knew what was going on was Shana.
Then the unthinkable happened.
"The only place you are fully adult is--" Without any hesitation, Shana lifted her hand, pressed against May's right breast and suddenly gave a squeeze. "--RIGHT HERE!"
".........."
".........."
... And the silence broke as Gilgamesh dropped his shell in a mixture of amazement, shock and utter amusement (but he could blame his older half for that). Through instinct, May yipped, hopped back and summoned her anchor in one beautiful motion.
She could've been mad, but she was more shocked.
"S-Shana! That was--"
"OH, SHUT UP!" The air without warning grew hotter as Shana's hair and eyes begun to transforms into magnificent shades of red. And the storm had just begun; even the trees around them were starting to ignite.
"Haah! It's not fair! How come this girl who's as dumb as rocks gets a bigger chest?! I'm smarter, more intelligent and more beautiful!! So how become I'm stuck with this petite body while she gets everything!?"
"H-Hey, calm down, Shana! You're starting to light the trees on fire--"
"Y-yeah! Calm down for a minute! Heck, I'll grab some cold water for you--"
"NO! You're not allowed to talk! Show some modesty when you're proudly waving around a body like that, you damned pirate!"
... And still the whole thing went over May's head entirely.
"Hey Gil...?" She said while summoning her anchor. "Uh... What's she talking about?"
With an exasperated sigh, Gilgamesh snapped his fingers as an ice katana warped to his hand.
"I guess we all know who drunk the most today... Apparently something that's been on her mind for a while. But we have to stop her and the forest fire before it spreads."
Shana was intoxicated, but she still drew her own katana. "If it's a fight…" She hiccupped. "The both of you want, then I'll cut the both of you down!"
Seeing that she was beyond reasoning now, Gilgamesh smirked as he pointed his blade.
"Well then, shall we go?"
May tightened the grip on her anchor. "Aye-aye, captain!"
May was gawking at this sight.
Her two best friends since the history of ever on the island, Shana and Gilgamesh were living it up more so than usually. Both of them were holding coconuts in their hands and had slightly reddened cheeks. Shana seemed redder than Gilgamesh, but who was noticing?
"Waaa~! It's good to unwind every once in a while, don't you think so, Shana?"
"Fufu... That would correct, Gil- Gil-- Goldie." she hiccupped.
Like an innocent little lamb, May quietly approached them.
"Uh... Are you two alright?" She titled her head."
Gilgamesh instantly recognized that voice. And became a bit redder because of it. This wasn't the best time for her to show up. She had the best timing.
"Ahaha... Uh, May-chan..." Gilgamesh scratched his head in embarrassment.
However, Shana had a different expression. And it was far from embarrassment. It was more of absolute annoyance.
"Oh, May," She said with a disinterested tone. "This is an "Adult's only" kind of thing, so you should leave."
"W-w-wha? I am an adult!" The pirate said as she emphasized with flailing.
May totally was! Even from Shana, her closest friend, she could not that insult and just walk away. But in Shana's current state, there was no idea on what she was capable of doing.
Especially since she seemed like a hard drunk.
With a look of confrontation, Shana wobbled over to May with a gleam in her eye. In one way, it seemed like a fight was about to start.
"Shana...?" Gilgamesh raised an eyebrow. In hindsight, if anyone could stop a catfight from happening-- It was he.
The Flame Haze begun to eye May's body up and down as if she were inspecting a piece of meat. It was crazy, but true. Gilgamesh was quiet, May was freaked out, and the only one who knew what was going on was Shana.
Then the unthinkable happened.
"The only place you are fully adult is--" Without any hesitation, Shana lifted her hand, pressed against May's right breast and suddenly gave a squeeze. "--RIGHT HERE!"
".........."
".........."
... And the silence broke as Gilgamesh dropped his shell in a mixture of amazement, shock and utter amusement (but he could blame his older half for that). Through instinct, May yipped, hopped back and summoned her anchor in one beautiful motion.
She could've been mad, but she was more shocked.
"S-Shana! That was--"
"OH, SHUT UP!" The air without warning grew hotter as Shana's hair and eyes begun to transforms into magnificent shades of red. And the storm had just begun; even the trees around them were starting to ignite.
"Haah! It's not fair! How come this girl who's as dumb as rocks gets a bigger chest?! I'm smarter, more intelligent and more beautiful!! So how become I'm stuck with this petite body while she gets everything!?"
"H-Hey, calm down, Shana! You're starting to light the trees on fire--"
"Y-yeah! Calm down for a minute! Heck, I'll grab some cold water for you--"
"NO! You're not allowed to talk! Show some modesty when you're proudly waving around a body like that, you damned pirate!"
... And still the whole thing went over May's head entirely.
"Hey Gil...?" She said while summoning her anchor. "Uh... What's she talking about?"
With an exasperated sigh, Gilgamesh snapped his fingers as an ice katana warped to his hand.
"I guess we all know who drunk the most today... Apparently something that's been on her mind for a while. But we have to stop her and the forest fire before it spreads."
Shana was intoxicated, but she still drew her own katana. "If it's a fight…" She hiccupped. "The both of you want, then I'll cut the both of you down!"
Seeing that she was beyond reasoning now, Gilgamesh smirked as he pointed his blade.
"Well then, shall we go?"
May tightened the grip on her anchor. "Aye-aye, captain!"