a) The other day a car in front of me made the worst turn I've ever seen. As I got closer I realised he was alone, talking on a cell phone. The car was from a driving instruction school.
b) I think I've decided against 'getting' a dog. Rather, it seems to be a much better decision to become a foster 'parent' for rescued animals at this point in time.
c) I figured out that, having put ~60,000 miles on my car at an average of ~40 mph, I have spent the equivalent of about 60 whole days driving. That's $4000 in gas, countless tons of pollution and a very sore butt.
d) My final conclusion is that anyone who votes for Bush has no idea why they are voting for him.
e) heh (picture):
(more closings like this)