So today, I learned that I can't use a can opener.
I was trying to open a can of tuna, and I tried like, 45465465 times to use that stupid thing, and by the time I was done, I ended up with a hole in the side of the can. My hands smelled like tuna.
So I try prying it open with a steak knife.
After multiple attempts, not only is it unopened, but I now have a broken steak knife.
So I'm all "Fuck this shit" and I throw both of them away.
Anyway, because
charmwitch has gone and gotten me all interested...
FLIST, REC ME SOME CLASSICAL MUSIC.