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[melon_and_rime]

I tried to look up ‘growing watermelons indoors’ on Google, and some kind of---I don’t know, net nanny program blocked the search page. It wrongly claimed that I was trying to enter content which my computer administrator had defined as being adult.

What the hell. Computer administrator? Watermelons? Why waterme---oh.

Oh.Rangiku, I somehow feel

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[whatpaperwork]

Toushirou, the fact that the net-nanny stopped you means you were looking up bad words. Finally. I'm not totally sure if this is pride or the sangria mix I bought was just that good, but I kinda want to hug you right now.

I know I should probably like, ban you from the computer or something. But this is a healthy thing for you to be exploring. I have some good but safe links on a couple of my CD ROMS - take a look at RANGIKU: OMG : CD1 : WTF? or RANGIKU: OMG: CD2: BBQ! if you like.

[melon_and_rime]

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No.

And the last time you hugged me, the breasts on my shoulder almost made me pull muscles in my neck. I'm sorry, but I'm not made for that kind of wear because I'm small and still trying to build up muscle, no comments.

I will never, ever look at those disks. Ever. They're dirty, and I have no time at the moment to be interested in women.

[whatpaperwork]

Like I'd show you the dirty CD, Toushirou! I mean like, what kinda guardian do you think I am??? That one is RANGIKU: ROFFLECOPTER.

And look, the shoulder thing was a total accident, just like the time you got stuck, okay? I promise I'll be more careful.

[melon_and_rime]

...I'll make sure to steer clear of that one. In fact, anything that is labeled RANGIKU will be dropped. And then I'll go wash my hands.

sdfjgfjfk sorry about the shoulder? RAN, I HAD TO ICE AND HAVE A HEAT PAD ON MY SHOULDER FOR THREE DAYS D:.

When I got stuck? What? I don't remember ever getting stuck...

[whatpaperwork]

It's a sign that you're growing, Toushirou. You totally didn't come up to boob height a year ago!

You don't remember? Well, I hear it's pretty normal to block out traumatic memories, but it's not like you stopped breathing or anything. Not for long.

[melon_and_rime]

...I'm highly frightened and yet curious at the same time.

What happened? What did I do? And not telling me is not acceptable, because I will find out.