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Considering that myspace has that instant message feature, it always makes me a little insane to see this:
I honestly think I would instant message him if I had anything remotely clever to say, but any of that that I ever had in my brain has left the vicinity. Right now, the conversation would go a little something like this:
Melody: Hi!
(very long pause)
Zach: Hey there.
Melody: So, I just wanted to say that I totally love you. I love Garden State. I love Scrubs. It all kicks ass.
Zach: Thank you!
(long pause)
Melody: Sooo...do you maybe want to make out sometime? Or be my boyfriend?
(Zach flees to courthouse to get a restraining order)
When really, the conversation should go a little bit something like this:
Melody: Hi!
(very long pause)
Zach: Hey there.
Melody: (says something incredibly witty, clever, awesome)
Zach: Wow, that was so witty, clever and awesome! Do you want to go out sometime?
Melody: Sure! But I live so far away from you...
Zach: Distance will be NO OBSTACLE in our love! I'm rich! And I'm working on my pilot's license! Problem solved! How about this Friday? Better yet, how about tomorrow? OUR DESTINY MUST NOT GO UNFULFILLED.
Melody: Sounds great! I'm usually finished at work by around 4:30, so any time after 5PM EST would work for me.
Zach: I'll pick you up.
I honestly think I would instant message him if I had anything remotely clever to say, but any of that that I ever had in my brain has left the vicinity. Right now, the conversation would go a little something like this:
Melody: Hi!
(very long pause)
Zach: Hey there.
Melody: So, I just wanted to say that I totally love you. I love Garden State. I love Scrubs. It all kicks ass.
Zach: Thank you!
(long pause)
Melody: Sooo...do you maybe want to make out sometime? Or be my boyfriend?
(Zach flees to courthouse to get a restraining order)
When really, the conversation should go a little bit something like this:
Melody: Hi!
(very long pause)
Zach: Hey there.
Melody: (says something incredibly witty, clever, awesome)
Zach: Wow, that was so witty, clever and awesome! Do you want to go out sometime?
Melody: Sure! But I live so far away from you...
Zach: Distance will be NO OBSTACLE in our love! I'm rich! And I'm working on my pilot's license! Problem solved! How about this Friday? Better yet, how about tomorrow? OUR DESTINY MUST NOT GO UNFULFILLED.
Melody: Sounds great! I'm usually finished at work by around 4:30, so any time after 5PM EST would work for me.
Zach: I'll pick you up.