Is this thing still on? I Ship Meme

[melodyssister]

It's lucky that there are memes and tagging, otherwise the seven and a half months-long radio silence here would have continued. Appropriately, since my main LJ activity these days (apart from lurking OF COURSE), is reccing SSHG on one_bad_man,  I am being returned to the fold with the I Ship meme.

I was tagged by melodylepetit. I tag eumelia, teddyradiator and mak5258.

Because it's adorable: Snape/Luna (TBH, anyone/Luna, she is adorable)
Because it's hot: Snape/Hermione/Lucius, my OT3
Because it's plausible: Remus/Sirius (but I would only read this as background, really)
Because they're alike: Snape/Hermione, my OTP
Because they're opposites: Snape/Harry (this could also go under subtext)
Because I like it in canon: Lucius/Narcissa
Because of subtext: Snape/Minerva (this coud also go under plausible)
Because of fanwork: Snape/Rosier, only ever due to the Subjectiverse (if you haven't read it, what are you waiting for?)
Because it hurts so good: Bellatrix/Voldemort
BECAUSE I CAN! Snape/anyone - I am firmly Snape-centric in my fanfiction tastes, and agree with the phrase (coined, I believe, by iulia-linnea) that he is the LBD of HP-verse shipping.

I think my comments very clearly show that I am a Ravenclaw, I have to back every claim up with some kind of comment!