Its Picture Time!
Every now and then I do this. Except this time... They arent really pictures of me partying anymore. So this is what i do to entertain myself.
Heres a new pic of me and my girl. We is so cute. I love her. She doesnt judge me for anything fucked up that I have done. Thats why shes the shit.
I just thought this was so fucking entertaining! I was at the bar a while back and was sitting with a group of friends that i had met there. We call ourself the seinfield bunch cause....well im not sure why, but they call me Elaine. I guess one of the guys in the group was walking by and just snapped this picture. Oh man, i busted out laughing. What fucking idiot did this? Id like to meet him just to kick him in the head.
Hahahaha! Marcus caught crabs!
And oh! Are you ready for this? MELODY BEALS DETAILED HER FUCKING CAR!!! (Or i paid other people to detail it!) And now its squeaky clean!
I had ordered some pants and shirts from sprint cause our new uniforms had come out. The pants came in first. They were so huge like size 20 or something, so one of my reps put the pants on and started helping customers like that. it was so fucking hilarious! She was like dancing around and people were laughing so hard at her. Thats how we entertain ourselves at sprint! She was so saggin.
Today is my last mother fucking day at Sprint. I walked into my office last time i worked, and this was posted up by my computer. My reps are all pissed that aboth me AND Alex quit at the same time. She was a badass.
And last but not least, here are my recent paintings. They are oil paintings on canvas. This is my very first painting. Its on 18" X 24" canvas.
My least favorite on 5X7 canvas
Another not so favorite on 2X3 canvas, and its crazy that they even make them that small.
I painted this next one for Hollie for her birthday. She loved it. Its actually 4 canvases. Neato huh? for some reason this one took damn near a month to dry.
Oh yea and one more pic of my baby. I put her hair in pigtails, and I loved it! She liked it too, but i dont think she would be caught dead in them.
