Jolene, Jolene, Joleeene, Joleeeeeeeeeene
So no Immaculate Heart next year thanks to the (most likely inebriated) USC admissions office. Weird. Instead I'm going to be spending my time with 22 scary, neurotic overachievers. So it won't really be that different from home, there'll just 22 of them. The woman who runs the program I'm in even has a striking resemblance to my stepmom (and therefore Aileen the serial killer). And she said I have to go to the beach with her. Oh she also said that she once met me when I was a kid and I was eating bread off the floor, which I don't doubt. She said I used to be an "eechh brat"(as she gathered from our one encounter). Haha yeah just like my stepmom (well, if you insert something far more offensive than brat). Eesh what a day. It's pretty cool though cause I get to be there in the year of OJ Mayo which, if the hype is accurate, will be quite legendary.