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Trapped in the Closet- R. Kelly
Chapter One--
7 o' clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wakes me,
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don't belong to me,
Then a voice yells good morning darling from the bathroom,
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she ain't you,
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like what have I done,
How could I be so stupid to have been laying here till the morning sun,
Must have lost the track of time,
Oh what was on my mind,
From the club went to her home,
Didn't plan to stay that long,
And here i am quickly trying to put on my clothes,
Searching for my car keys trying to get on about the door,
Then she stretched her hands in front of it,
Said you cant go this way,
Looked at her like she was crazy,
And said woman move out my way,
I said I've got a wife at home,
She said please don't go out there,
Lady I've got to get home,
She said her husband was coming up the stairs,
Shh, shh, quiet,
Hurry up and get in the closet
She said, dont you make a sound,
Or some shit is going down,
I said why don't I just go out the window,
Yes, except for one thing we on the fifth floor,
Shit, think, shit, think, shit, quick, put me in the closet,
And now im in this darkest closet trying to figure out,
Just how I'm going to get my crazy ass up out this house,
Then he walks in and yells I'm home,
She says honey I'm in the room,
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying honey I've been missing you,
She hops all over him and says I've cooked and ran your bathwater,
I'm telling you now this girls so good that she deserves an Oscar,
He throws her in the bed and starts snatching her clothes off,
I'm in the closet like man, what the fuck is going on,
You're not gonna believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on,
The next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone,
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate,
But from the way he act I could tell it was too late,
He hopped up and said there's a mystery and I'm gonna solve it,
And I'm like god please dont let this man open this closet,
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door,
She says baby come back to bed,
He says bitch say no more,
He pulls back the shower curtain while she's biting her nails,
Then he walks back to the room,
Right now im sweating like hell,
He checks under the bed,
Then under the dresser,
He looks at the closet,
I pull out my buretta,
He walks up to the closet,
He close up to the closet,
Now hes at the closet,
Now hes opening the closet.
Chapter Two--
Well now he's staring at me like,
As if he was staring in the mirror,
She yells honey let me explain, he said you dont have to go no further,
I can clearly see whats going on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home,
Then i said wait a minute now hold on, I said mister we can work this out,
She said honey dont lose control, I tried to get him to calm down,
He said oh i should have known, that you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house,
But the christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt,
I said we need to resolve this, and he stepped to me I'm like woah,
I said there's a reason I'm in this closet, he says, yeah what are you, talking clothes?,
i met this girl at the projects club and she told me she didn't have a man,
Then he said man please I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in your hand,
And then i said but your chick chose me,
He said dont give me that mac shit please,
His phone goes off then things get a little more interesting,
He steps a little closer,
I point my gun and says im not the one you after,
He says something I bet you didn't know, my man, did she tell you that i was a pastor,
I said well good thats better right,
Why cant we handle this christian like,
And i started to put the gun down
Till i saw his face still had a frown,
She started crying saying baby I'm sorry,
Then he said baby not as sorry as your gonna be,
I started edging out, he says, no I want you to see this,
I said, I gotta get out this house,
Not til ive revealed my secret,
I'm like what is going on inside his head,
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says,
Hello,
(hello)
Baby,
(yeah)
Turn the car around,
(whats going on over there)
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now,
Click,
He looks at me and says since we're all coming out the closet,
I'm not about to be the only one thats broken hearted,
And she said what do you mean,
He said just wait and see,
I said somebody better talk to me,
And then his phone rings,
He picks up and somebody says, sweetheart I'm downstairs,
And he's like I'll buzz you up,
I'm on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs,
And im like who is this mystery lady that your talking to,
He says in time you both will know the shocking truth,
Baby, this is something I've been wanting to get off my chest for a long long time,
Then i said, nigga Im'a shoot you both if you don't say what's on your mind,
He said, wait I hear somebody coming up the stairs, and im looking at the door,
He says I think you better sit down in the chair, I say I'm gonna count to four,
One,
He says, mister wait,
Two,
She says, please don't shoot,
Three,
He says, don't shoot me,
Four,
She screams,
Then a knock on the door,
The guns in my hand,
He opens the door,
I can't believe it's a man!
Chapter Three--
well, here we are, the four of us,
in total shock, me and her,
i close my mouth, and swallow spit,
as im thinking to myself this is some deep shit,
then i says so your gonna tell me hes the one you been talking to,
he says yes,
i says no,
he says yes,
i says no,
he says its the truth,
i yell all of your ass is crazy,
let me up out this door,
because this is way more than i bargained for,
and then she says wait, im sure we can all fix this,
and then i said im late plus i aint got a damn thing to do with this,
and then she said but wouldnt you like to know just how this all began,
then i thought to myself and said quick you got three minutes,
and then it got real quiet, i said somebody start talking,
then she said my god rufus, ive got just one question,
how could you do something like this, im so hurt,
then he looked at her and said bitch please youve got your nerves,
with all your club hopping,
lying saying you were shopping,
and now here you are in our home,
and your calling me wrong,
she said ok you busted me,
and that much i agree,
youve caught me cheating,
but this is a little extreme,
he said you are my wife sleeping behind my back,
and now i come home and youve got him in the closet,
how extreme is that,
she says but shes a he,
then he said please you cant judge me,
she says rufus this is crazy,
then i said stop arguing,
i did not stay here to hear ya'll chew each other out,
so get to the point, or i swear im out,
excuse me please but i think i can explain whats going on in here,
my name is chuck and i been knowing rufus bout a year,
and at night creeping around with him has been a living hell,
sneaking in and out of hotels,
i said brother spare me the details,
then rufus said chuck please, dont say nothing else,
then she says rufus you son of a bitch, and he says kathy go to hell,
i said i thought your name was mary,
its what you said at the party,
man this is getting scary,
im gonna shoot somebody,
then rufus starts yelling and screaming saying cathy this is all your fault,
she throws a pillow at him and says you were creeping to the only difference is you didnt get caught,
chuck screams out were in love, caathy says love my ass,
rufus said we were getting married, and i shoot one in the air,
then i said not another one of you sons of bitches say a word,
cause all of this shit im going through is unheard,
grab my cellular, saying this is so wrong,
call up my home, and a man picks up the phone!
Chapter Four--
Now I'm dashin home doin 85
Swervin lane to lane with fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts runnin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Woo woo woo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except you were were doin 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer, let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I have an emergency
He said no excuses and no exception
I said this is some bull... as he gave me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on and did 70 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back bust up in the house
And she screamin what's all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget, my brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh...
With a stupid look on my face said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love
And she's my ear whisperin, it's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love you, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And that's when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild and starts screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please, no, dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out, oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool climax, just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...
Chapter Five--
And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the fuck is this
A condom in my bed, you better start talkin, bitch
'Fore I take a match and burn this muthafucka down
I said you better start talkin and start talkin right damn now
Then she said baby I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby you gonna be breathless
If ya dont start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You dont know what ya fuckin wit
Girl ya better cut the bull shit
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now I'm sniffin and lookin around suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes, there was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the fuck was you thinkin
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my mothafuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night and where you went when you left the club
Said thats right, nigga I was there with this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls, she said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that bitch house and dont even try to act suprised
Said babe, she said shut up, don't you say a word
It ain't nothin you can say that I aint already heard
Then I said woman, don't you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh...uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who know with this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife, Kathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you
Trapped in the Closet- R. Kelly
Chapter One--
7 o' clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wakes me,
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don't belong to me,
Then a voice yells good morning darling from the bathroom,
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she ain't you,
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like what have I done,
How could I be so stupid to have been laying here till the morning sun,
Must have lost the track of time,
Oh what was on my mind,
From the club went to her home,
Didn't plan to stay that long,
And here i am quickly trying to put on my clothes,
Searching for my car keys trying to get on about the door,
Then she stretched her hands in front of it,
Said you cant go this way,
Looked at her like she was crazy,
And said woman move out my way,
I said I've got a wife at home,
She said please don't go out there,
Lady I've got to get home,
She said her husband was coming up the stairs,
Shh, shh, quiet,
Hurry up and get in the closet
She said, dont you make a sound,
Or some shit is going down,
I said why don't I just go out the window,
Yes, except for one thing we on the fifth floor,
Shit, think, shit, think, shit, quick, put me in the closet,
And now im in this darkest closet trying to figure out,
Just how I'm going to get my crazy ass up out this house,
Then he walks in and yells I'm home,
She says honey I'm in the room,
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying honey I've been missing you,
She hops all over him and says I've cooked and ran your bathwater,
I'm telling you now this girls so good that she deserves an Oscar,
He throws her in the bed and starts snatching her clothes off,
I'm in the closet like man, what the fuck is going on,
You're not gonna believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on,
The next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone,
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate,
But from the way he act I could tell it was too late,
He hopped up and said there's a mystery and I'm gonna solve it,
And I'm like god please dont let this man open this closet,
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door,
She says baby come back to bed,
He says bitch say no more,
He pulls back the shower curtain while she's biting her nails,
Then he walks back to the room,
Right now im sweating like hell,
He checks under the bed,
Then under the dresser,
He looks at the closet,
I pull out my buretta,
He walks up to the closet,
He close up to the closet,
Now hes at the closet,
Now hes opening the closet.
Chapter Two--
Well now he's staring at me like,
As if he was staring in the mirror,
She yells honey let me explain, he said you dont have to go no further,
I can clearly see whats going on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home,
Then i said wait a minute now hold on, I said mister we can work this out,
She said honey dont lose control, I tried to get him to calm down,
He said oh i should have known, that you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house,
But the christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt,
I said we need to resolve this, and he stepped to me I'm like woah,
I said there's a reason I'm in this closet, he says, yeah what are you, talking clothes?,
i met this girl at the projects club and she told me she didn't have a man,
Then he said man please I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in your hand,
And then i said but your chick chose me,
He said dont give me that mac shit please,
His phone goes off then things get a little more interesting,
He steps a little closer,
I point my gun and says im not the one you after,
He says something I bet you didn't know, my man, did she tell you that i was a pastor,
I said well good thats better right,
Why cant we handle this christian like,
And i started to put the gun down
Till i saw his face still had a frown,
She started crying saying baby I'm sorry,
Then he said baby not as sorry as your gonna be,
I started edging out, he says, no I want you to see this,
I said, I gotta get out this house,
Not til ive revealed my secret,
I'm like what is going on inside his head,
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says,
Hello,
(hello)
Baby,
(yeah)
Turn the car around,
(whats going on over there)
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now,
Click,
He looks at me and says since we're all coming out the closet,
I'm not about to be the only one thats broken hearted,
And she said what do you mean,
He said just wait and see,
I said somebody better talk to me,
And then his phone rings,
He picks up and somebody says, sweetheart I'm downstairs,
And he's like I'll buzz you up,
I'm on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs,
And im like who is this mystery lady that your talking to,
He says in time you both will know the shocking truth,
Baby, this is something I've been wanting to get off my chest for a long long time,
Then i said, nigga Im'a shoot you both if you don't say what's on your mind,
He said, wait I hear somebody coming up the stairs, and im looking at the door,
He says I think you better sit down in the chair, I say I'm gonna count to four,
One,
He says, mister wait,
Two,
She says, please don't shoot,
Three,
He says, don't shoot me,
Four,
She screams,
Then a knock on the door,
The guns in my hand,
He opens the door,
I can't believe it's a man!
Chapter Three--
well, here we are, the four of us,
in total shock, me and her,
i close my mouth, and swallow spit,
as im thinking to myself this is some deep shit,
then i says so your gonna tell me hes the one you been talking to,
he says yes,
i says no,
he says yes,
i says no,
he says its the truth,
i yell all of your ass is crazy,
let me up out this door,
because this is way more than i bargained for,
and then she says wait, im sure we can all fix this,
and then i said im late plus i aint got a damn thing to do with this,
and then she said but wouldnt you like to know just how this all began,
then i thought to myself and said quick you got three minutes,
and then it got real quiet, i said somebody start talking,
then she said my god rufus, ive got just one question,
how could you do something like this, im so hurt,
then he looked at her and said bitch please youve got your nerves,
with all your club hopping,
lying saying you were shopping,
and now here you are in our home,
and your calling me wrong,
she said ok you busted me,
and that much i agree,
youve caught me cheating,
but this is a little extreme,
he said you are my wife sleeping behind my back,
and now i come home and youve got him in the closet,
how extreme is that,
she says but shes a he,
then he said please you cant judge me,
she says rufus this is crazy,
then i said stop arguing,
i did not stay here to hear ya'll chew each other out,
so get to the point, or i swear im out,
excuse me please but i think i can explain whats going on in here,
my name is chuck and i been knowing rufus bout a year,
and at night creeping around with him has been a living hell,
sneaking in and out of hotels,
i said brother spare me the details,
then rufus said chuck please, dont say nothing else,
then she says rufus you son of a bitch, and he says kathy go to hell,
i said i thought your name was mary,
its what you said at the party,
man this is getting scary,
im gonna shoot somebody,
then rufus starts yelling and screaming saying cathy this is all your fault,
she throws a pillow at him and says you were creeping to the only difference is you didnt get caught,
chuck screams out were in love, caathy says love my ass,
rufus said we were getting married, and i shoot one in the air,
then i said not another one of you sons of bitches say a word,
cause all of this shit im going through is unheard,
grab my cellular, saying this is so wrong,
call up my home, and a man picks up the phone!
Chapter Four--
Now I'm dashin home doin 85
Swervin lane to lane with fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts runnin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Woo woo woo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except you were were doin 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer, let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I have an emergency
He said no excuses and no exception
I said this is some bull... as he gave me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on and did 70 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back bust up in the house
And she screamin what's all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget, my brother Twan came home
Oh...
And thats all I could say was oh...
With a stupid look on my face said I forgot he came home today
And she said thats okay because honey I understand
She said you dont have to explain then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love
And she's my ear whisperin, it's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love you, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And that's when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feel like its spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild and starts screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please, no, dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out, oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool climax, just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...
Chapter Five--
And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the fuck is this
A condom in my bed, you better start talkin, bitch
'Fore I take a match and burn this muthafucka down
I said you better start talkin and start talkin right damn now
Then she said baby I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby you gonna be breathless
If ya dont start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You dont know what ya fuckin wit
Girl ya better cut the bull shit
Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now I'm sniffin and lookin around suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes, there was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the fuck was you thinkin
You thought that I wouldnt find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my mothafuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I cant take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now its time to even the score
She said I know all about last night and where you went when you left the club
Said thats right, nigga I was there with this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls, she said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that bitch house and dont even try to act suprised
Said babe, she said shut up, don't you say a word
It ain't nothin you can say that I aint already heard
Then I said woman, don't you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh...uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who know with this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife, Kathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you