THIS FUCKING FUNNY!!!
Ok... I was on Yahoo games. I was playing pool, and this dude came into my room. We started playing pool and stuff. Then he started talking to me and wouldn't shut up!! He asked me if I was married, and I just had to say yes. He was like, "OH!"
He asked where he was at... I told him that he was in the bedroom watching me play pool.. That dude said something like, "oh, he is a understanding husband.."
I was was like, "He is kinda protective."
He asked me what he does for a living, and I told him that he was a musician. He asked me what type of music he played, I said that he played gothic rock and glam metal. He was like, "HOLY SHIT.. GOTH!!" I was laughing and thinking that that guy was soooo fucked!! He asked me the name of the band and if I had kids with him... I told him not yet, but we were working on it.. (We have been married for 7 years!).. Right after the game was over he bolted!! Me and dad were laughing the whole time.. I was soooo lying to get him to leave me alone. He was getting all freaked out because of my goth/glam husband in his loose fitting jeans or leather pants... It was funny.
Well, there is more to tell. I was talking to my dad about how fast he types... He said you type faster with time.. I was like, "Yeah, I know. Before I took computer applications I was a little pecker..." I just realized what I said right after I said it!! So, you guys I am a little pecker! Melody Lee is a little pecker!!
I broke my penis tonight people.. Yes, you heard it right I broke my dick! I was jumping on the bed and landed crotch first into this bag of movies and cds... Dad was like, "You are just like Drew Carey, you broke you penis... Call 911!!!"
LOL.. So, I broke my damn penis... Well, tell me what you think about me breaking my penis..
He asked where he was at... I told him that he was in the bedroom watching me play pool.. That dude said something like, "oh, he is a understanding husband.."
I was was like, "He is kinda protective."
He asked me what he does for a living, and I told him that he was a musician. He asked me what type of music he played, I said that he played gothic rock and glam metal. He was like, "HOLY SHIT.. GOTH!!" I was laughing and thinking that that guy was soooo fucked!! He asked me the name of the band and if I had kids with him... I told him not yet, but we were working on it.. (We have been married for 7 years!).. Right after the game was over he bolted!! Me and dad were laughing the whole time.. I was soooo lying to get him to leave me alone. He was getting all freaked out because of my goth/glam husband in his loose fitting jeans or leather pants... It was funny.
Well, there is more to tell. I was talking to my dad about how fast he types... He said you type faster with time.. I was like, "Yeah, I know. Before I took computer applications I was a little pecker..." I just realized what I said right after I said it!! So, you guys I am a little pecker! Melody Lee is a little pecker!!
I broke my penis tonight people.. Yes, you heard it right I broke my dick! I was jumping on the bed and landed crotch first into this bag of movies and cds... Dad was like, "You are just like Drew Carey, you broke you penis... Call 911!!!"
LOL.. So, I broke my damn penis... Well, tell me what you think about me breaking my penis..