A Slytherin's Grope - Volume 1: The Grope
A Slytherin's Grope
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
(In Hermione's bedroom)
"Malfoy, why is your hand up my shirt?"
"Just feeling around Granger."
"Mhmmm...MALFOY?"
"Yeah?"
"WHY ARE YOU FEELING AROUND DOWN THERE?"
"Oh."
"OH?"
"I wanted to touch you."
"DOWN THERE?"
"Would you prefer up here?"
"OUT!"
"Ok."
(Moments later)
"MALFOY GIVE ME BACK MY PANTIES!"
(Heads' Common Room)
"Malfoy?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are you hovering above me?"
"Because I wanted to say sorry."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Mhmmm..."
"Sorry..."
"Ok...
"..."
"Malfoy?"
"Yeah Granger?"
"Why are you still here?"
"I feel like kissing you."
"MALFOY STOP GROPING MY ASS!"
(Moments later)
"Can I have my kiss now?"
"Why don't you-"
(Kissing)
"Wow..."
"You like?"
"I would if you would STOP GROPING MY ASS!"
(Library)
"Granger?"
"What Malfoy?"
"Are you busy?"
"I'm studying."
"Ok..."
"Malfoy, quit breathing down my neck to look at my boobs."
"Gosh Granger, can't you give a guy some material to wank about?"
"Why would you want to wank about me?"
"Because you're cute, and besides, I like your ass."
"Geez Malfoy, thanks!"
"Granger?"
"WHAT?"
"How bout you study me?"
"...sure."
(Quidditch Field)
"Malfoy?"
"Hmmm...?"
"Why were you moaning yesterday?"
"I was wanking about you."
"Oh...Malfoy?"
"What now Granger?"
"Would this give you something to wank about?"
"Oh bloody hell, nice tits Granger, just pull it down a little more..."
(2 Years Later)
"GIVE ME MY UNDERWEAR MALFOY!"
"Sure."
"You'll give it back?"
"Of course, on one condition."
"You can't expect me to have sex with you after you stole my underwear!"
"How bout you marry me instead?"
"..."
"Granger?"
"Ok."
A/N: I hope this didn't have too much M rated stuff, and this story idea was inspired by another story. I hoped you guys liked it. A bit out of character I believe, but I hope it makes you guys laugh! REVIEW!