Oh the holidays!

Apr 09, 2007 13:41

So the holiday excitement consisted of but was not limited to:

1. One dead hatchling chick glued to the hood of a car with it's insides conspicuously on the outside
2. One aunt proclaiming that she didn't like Indians (the real ones from India) and if she had to commit genocide they would have to go
3. One mother exclaiming that a parasite similar to the cat parasite should be developed to make the Middle East love us
4. One short conversation on shooting squirrels with bb's to teach them which bird feeder is for them and which one's for the birds
5. One dream about washing the blood off of the backs of skinless babies which are carried around in white plastic bags

Things of course remain interesting.
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