DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

[melodiousklepto]

1.) I DO NOT WEAR DRESSES.

2.) EVER.

3.) I WILL NEVER EVER WEAR DRESSES.

4.) Axel said I'm a better fighter than Zexion.

Comments

[ecconcentrical]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That almost makes me wish I wasn't fucking allergic to cats.

[melodiousklepto]

So you'll die if you get near one?

[ecconcentrical]

I'm not that fucking allergic. I just fucking sneeze.

[melodiousklepto]

You can sneeze until your head explodes.

[ecconcentrical]

... WTF no.

[melodiousklepto]

YES.

[ecconcentrical]

Not fucking happening.

[melodiousklepto]

It so will.

[ecconcentrical]

Won't. That's not even physically possible.

[melodiousklepto]

GOOGLE IT. Google knows EVERYTHING.

[ecconcentrical]

Why don't you fucking google it and link me?

[melodiousklepto]

No.

[ecconcentrical]

Then I don't fucking care. I still say it isn't fucking possible.

[melodiousklepto]

FINE.

[ecconcentrical]

So, I was reading up on wikipedia the other day. You can control water and your boyfriend uses paper?

[melodiousklepto]

He uses a BOOK and makes ILLUSIONS, thank you.