Coughing sucks

[melodiouschemer]

Seriously, I'm worried I'm gonna hack up a lung soon...

I.  Ship.  So many Hetalia pairings.  Seriously.

Okay, here goes, in some...relative preferece?  They're all so GOOD:

US/UK --  AlfredxArthur
France/UK -- FrancisxArthur
France/UK/US -- FrancisxArthurxAlfred
France/UK/US/Canada -- FrancisxArthurxAlfredxMatthew (Hotter than you'd believe when there

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[melodiouschemer]

Ohhh, Shiki, you're gonna regret challenging me in history after having taken a.) AP American history and b.) AP European history >D

*Clears throat and dusts off history notes*

Louisiana Purchase: FrancexAmericaxSpain
Spain and France hold rights to territory between the established states and the port of New Orleans

France: Nous avons la plupart de votre région, ma cher Alfred~
Spain: Hahaha--and you don't want us blocking you from New Orleans, si? ^^
France: Dites-moi, notre petit Amérique, what'll you give us for it?
America: E-eh?! Y-you guys w-wouldn't really... uh, well, is a threesome awesome enough?

The Dust Bowl: CanadaxAmerica
Canada = Opposite of America
America = Opposite of Canada

Opposite weather what happening in the two countries => the twins having a fight => Canada and America having angry sex*

Woodstock: AmericaxEVERYONE
Dude. It was WOODSTOCK. I think Alfred was feelin' the free love. For three days straight, baby.

The Children's Crusade: GermanyxItaly
A German shepherd leads a bunch of children into Italy.

Can anyone say, HRExChibitalia?~

The Treaty of Versailles: Angry FrancexGermany
Getting retribution for making Francis actually fight.

France: Je mai ne pas être le meilleur combattant, mais je suis le meilleur amant. Mais pour vous, je ferai de mon pire. Maintenant, enfermés et l'étendre.
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Germany: Oh Scheiße--

Genghis Khan's death via nosebleed:
Um...its not certain exactly how he died, but that is certainly not one of the speculations I heard. >_>

Maybe Mongolia just got a generous glimpse of China changing? I'd nosebleed over that...

D day: EnglandxGermanyxAmerica
Invasion of Nazi territory. I rest my case.

Nobunaga's death: Japan x his hand XDD
*Shrugs* As per usual, some Japanese daimyo commits seppeku. With his faithful Japanese page beside him.

I figure Japan was having a rough day and needed a pick me up. Courtesy of himself.

...Yeah, I'm done.

[shiki_tan]

I regret nothing. <3 I just wanted to dust off my brain and see how many things I could list.