Ha... I'm really not THIS much of bitch, but just for the record....
Dear Gentlemen:
If you are interested in courting me, whether it is for long term companionship or a one night rendezvous, there are some things you must consider:
1. I am not NOW nor will I EVER be available for a one night rendezvous.
2. I will not call you first, and I will not wait for you.
3. I do not drink.
4. I do not have sex. If you do not believe that I am worth waiting for, then YOU are not worth it NOW.
5. I do not kiss on the 1st date. Not the 2nd. Not the 3rd. If you last a week, then maybe I will BEGIN to consider it... if you are lucky.
6. The GPA requirement to date me has been fixed at a solid 3.5. This may or may not be negotiable on a case to case basis.
7. If you are uncomfortable with a woman that has lofty goals and ambition... too bad. If you are not accustomed to a girl who loves to be in control... too bad. If you can not deal with the notion that I can AND WILL talk to who I want, go where I want, and dress how I want, then I'm sorry.... you just can't handle this.
8. Introducing yourself with the phrases "Girl, you like to b freaky?", or, "damn girl, you r fuckin hot!", complete with other disrespectful names for me including "shorty", "sexy", "fine bitch", and ESPECIALLY "chick" will not be tolerated.
9. If you are rude and obnoxious around other people but act differently around me, I will assume that I am "other people" as well.... so... good-bye!
10. I am Christian. I love Christ and often talk about how He influences my life. I feel that believing in any religion or no religion is a person's personal choice and I am totally cool with that. However, when I DO talk about Christ and you in turn get angry and assume that I "preach" to you or feel that I fail to see "the real truth" then there will be a serious problem. In such a case, the only "real truth" is that your applications to date me will be politely and promptly.... BALETED!
There are many, many more rules to dating me which can not be thoroughly addressed at this time. Currently, applications to date me are NOT being accepted, however you may forward any questions or propositions to me if you very well please and I will answer them shortly and on a rolling basis.
Sincerely,
Miss Melody Antoinette
If you are interested in courting me, whether it is for long term companionship or a one night rendezvous, there are some things you must consider:
1. I am not NOW nor will I EVER be available for a one night rendezvous.
2. I will not call you first, and I will not wait for you.
3. I do not drink.
4. I do not have sex. If you do not believe that I am worth waiting for, then YOU are not worth it NOW.
5. I do not kiss on the 1st date. Not the 2nd. Not the 3rd. If you last a week, then maybe I will BEGIN to consider it... if you are lucky.
6. The GPA requirement to date me has been fixed at a solid 3.5. This may or may not be negotiable on a case to case basis.
7. If you are uncomfortable with a woman that has lofty goals and ambition... too bad. If you are not accustomed to a girl who loves to be in control... too bad. If you can not deal with the notion that I can AND WILL talk to who I want, go where I want, and dress how I want, then I'm sorry.... you just can't handle this.
8. Introducing yourself with the phrases "Girl, you like to b freaky?", or, "damn girl, you r fuckin hot!", complete with other disrespectful names for me including "shorty", "sexy", "fine bitch", and ESPECIALLY "chick" will not be tolerated.
9. If you are rude and obnoxious around other people but act differently around me, I will assume that I am "other people" as well.... so... good-bye!
10. I am Christian. I love Christ and often talk about how He influences my life. I feel that believing in any religion or no religion is a person's personal choice and I am totally cool with that. However, when I DO talk about Christ and you in turn get angry and assume that I "preach" to you or feel that I fail to see "the real truth" then there will be a serious problem. In such a case, the only "real truth" is that your applications to date me will be politely and promptly.... BALETED!
There are many, many more rules to dating me which can not be thoroughly addressed at this time. Currently, applications to date me are NOT being accepted, however you may forward any questions or propositions to me if you very well please and I will answer them shortly and on a rolling basis.
Sincerely,
Miss Melody Antoinette