T minus 7 hours 4 minutes and one billion seconds.....
until the Satan Mother* arrives.....am I cleaning? nope. washing floors? maybe later. vaccuum out? nope...hiding in closet. dishes washed? only by default. what do the walls and windows look like? like they live in a house with small kids and a large dog....heh heh. I have however started to wash the bedding that Satan Mother will be sleeping on...but only because the child who normally sleeps on it peed it last night. the good thing about Satan Mother is that she is not picky about cleanliness in the least..unless of course you smell bad, but then she would just be passive agressive about it (p-a is her mandate....feck. at least its only for 5 days....but more like 4 whole days....so its not that bad)
I've told her if she's good I'll bring her to stitch n bitch...heather thinks I should bring her regardless....heh heh. so of course Satan Mother was told to bring a small project to work on or I could hook her up with something...she chooses for me to find her something to work on....will it be the cat cross stitch I started when shann was small? or will I part with some yarn and let her do something like that? being a shit, I will likely give her some sock yarn and get her to show me how to "turn a heel" - which means she'll have to make the whole damned sock and because I might not "get it" she might have to make the other one.....heh heh
I will also have Satan Mother show me how to use the sewing machine heather gave me a year ago....yep...I've had a machine for a year (time to bake it a cake, as some people say....) and I'm still scared of it....thank you miss fuckfaceasswipe (aka the home ec teacher from hell)
ok...better get my ass in gear.
*why Satan Mother? well....like there's the queen and queen mother, we have Satan Mother....because my children would be the Spawn of Satan and I suppose (again, by default - lots of things happen in my life by default)that would make ME satan....I should put it on my resume when the time comes....heh heh
I've told her if she's good I'll bring her to stitch n bitch...heather thinks I should bring her regardless....heh heh. so of course Satan Mother was told to bring a small project to work on or I could hook her up with something...she chooses for me to find her something to work on....will it be the cat cross stitch I started when shann was small? or will I part with some yarn and let her do something like that? being a shit, I will likely give her some sock yarn and get her to show me how to "turn a heel" - which means she'll have to make the whole damned sock and because I might not "get it" she might have to make the other one.....heh heh
I will also have Satan Mother show me how to use the sewing machine heather gave me a year ago....yep...I've had a machine for a year (time to bake it a cake, as some people say....) and I'm still scared of it....thank you miss fuckfaceasswipe (aka the home ec teacher from hell)
ok...better get my ass in gear.
*why Satan Mother? well....like there's the queen and queen mother, we have Satan Mother....because my children would be the Spawn of Satan and I suppose (again, by default - lots of things happen in my life by default)that would make ME satan....I should put it on my resume when the time comes....heh heh