Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!
The other night Tina was invited out for a night with "the girls." She told her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, Tina headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, Tina cuckooed another 9 times.
Tina was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning Tina's husband asked me what time she got in, and she told him
" Midnight"!
He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, shit,", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, Tina headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, Tina cuckooed another 9 times.
Tina was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning Tina's husband asked me what time she got in, and she told him
" Midnight"!
He didn't seem pissed off at all.
Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh, shit,", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."