He's no tower of great strength; he's just a tower

Apr 10, 2006 20:01

Well, I learned a lot this weekend.

#1: I'm a medical miracle. Yep, that's right. I no longer have to wear glasses or contacts... AT ALL! I've had glasses since I was 2-- a lazy eye and a patch, bifocals--the whole deal. But my eyes have been getting progressively better and no one knows why. It's good to know that I'm a miracle.

Which baffles me about #2. Only people who are socially awkward and have had closed-head injuries are attracted to me. No person who has no serious problems-- autism, serious brain surgery will look at me twice, but I can hit up the hospital and find my soul mate. Maybe I'm being a bit harsh, but seriously... only people who have these things are attracted to me... I'm going to go finish my paper and do my accounting problems and then work on taking over the world because I am convinced that I will be Mrs. Figg.
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