The silly things kids say
Sadly, I must say this is probably the last entry of these... I don't work at the primary school anymore, where I was exposed to the silly things that 5-8 year old say on a daily basis. Do enjoy the silly things the kids said during my last couple of months at the school. :)
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Me: *during imaginative play with blocks* Why is their crabby patty bigger than their house?
Child 1: Because they put ketchup on it
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Child 2: "Hair" starts with "s," right?
Me: What's something beautiful?
Child 2: You.
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Child 3: Do you have parents?
Me: Yes. Do you?
Child 3: Sure.
Child 3: What's your favorite guy? ….er, Disney guy.
Child 3: I have a gun. (he just casually inserts this into conversation; it's completely irrelevant to the current topic)
Child 3: Who's your Disney girl?
Child 3: Did you ever see a pigeons before? Did it eat you?
Me: What's the pig thinking?
Child 3: Arrgh, I wish I can cook.
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Child 4: I took a bath and my mom said be quiet so we went to Chuckie Cheese.
Child 4: I have a baby sitter and her name is Big Momma.
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Me: When I was a little girl…
Child 5: You're a girl?
Me: Yep.
Child 5: Me too.
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Me: Use the word "was" in a sentence.
Child 6: He was happy he got a girlfriend.
Child 6: Do you want a cupcake?
Me: No thanks.
Child 6: Well, why not?
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Child 7: *child falls down* I died.
Child 7: What's that? *pokes my breast*
Me: My shirt. *tries to push her hand away*
Child 7: No, that.
Me: My blouse.
Child 7: No. THAT.
Me: Look, Mr. Potato head wants to play.
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Child 8: I'm scared of mummies and the bogey man and vampires and *shudders* …curly fries.
Me: *gives child a paper crane* What are you gonna name it?
Child 8: John Cena!
Me: Who's that?
Child 8: A pro wrestler.
Me: That makes sense.
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Me: What do you do with a hammer?
Child 9: You ham with it.
Me: *bursts into laughter* Great, great try. But doesn't ham go on sandwiches?
Child 9: Ummm… *shrugs*
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Me: What's your name? Isn't it _____?
Child 10: Not anymore. I changed it to Lightning McQueen.
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Me: What would you do with a million dollars?
Child 11: Buy a Ferrari and a Lambourgini.
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Me: *during imaginative play with blocks* Why is their crabby patty bigger than their house?
Child 1: Because they put ketchup on it
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Child 2: "Hair" starts with "s," right?
Me: What's something beautiful?
Child 2: You.
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Child 3: Do you have parents?
Me: Yes. Do you?
Child 3: Sure.
Child 3: What's your favorite guy? ….er, Disney guy.
Child 3: I have a gun. (he just casually inserts this into conversation; it's completely irrelevant to the current topic)
Child 3: Who's your Disney girl?
Child 3: Did you ever see a pigeons before? Did it eat you?
Me: What's the pig thinking?
Child 3: Arrgh, I wish I can cook.
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Child 4: I took a bath and my mom said be quiet so we went to Chuckie Cheese.
Child 4: I have a baby sitter and her name is Big Momma.
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Me: When I was a little girl…
Child 5: You're a girl?
Me: Yep.
Child 5: Me too.
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Me: Use the word "was" in a sentence.
Child 6: He was happy he got a girlfriend.
Child 6: Do you want a cupcake?
Me: No thanks.
Child 6: Well, why not?
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Child 7: *child falls down* I died.
Child 7: What's that? *pokes my breast*
Me: My shirt. *tries to push her hand away*
Child 7: No, that.
Me: My blouse.
Child 7: No. THAT.
Me: Look, Mr. Potato head wants to play.
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Child 8: I'm scared of mummies and the bogey man and vampires and *shudders* …curly fries.
Me: *gives child a paper crane* What are you gonna name it?
Child 8: John Cena!
Me: Who's that?
Child 8: A pro wrestler.
Me: That makes sense.
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Me: What do you do with a hammer?
Child 9: You ham with it.
Me: *bursts into laughter* Great, great try. But doesn't ham go on sandwiches?
Child 9: Ummm… *shrugs*
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Me: What's your name? Isn't it _____?
Child 10: Not anymore. I changed it to Lightning McQueen.
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Me: What would you do with a million dollars?
Child 11: Buy a Ferrari and a Lambourgini.