They are so thin and ridiculously long. I love when he bends them--it makes me think of those craft pipe cleaners.
A daddy long legs or a walking stick bug. My friend said Bill looks like a thin, glittery insect. I see how!
Even when he sits normally, it's legs everywhere.
Legs like stilts.
I continuously marvel about his legs. P.S. jeans and cowboy boots? Plus that hair? I want a Bill cowboy for Christmas.
I'm honestly shaking my head at this point.
Lanky-legged Bill.
Like, what does he even do with them? Just sprawls them all over furniture? I wonder if he has to rein them in.
He should be Elastigirl from the Incredibles movie. ElastiBill. It would be fascinating.
But lately, it looks like he's been thickening a bit. In the photos of Bill looking stoned at Greystone Manor, his thighs looked thicker. And in that one photo of blond Bill from the side hugging someone and beaming.... it appeared in a German mag? He had an actual ass there. Hey, I like it.