Weird dream involving hot wheels, kittens, and lots of wood. I woke up and I wasn't wearing pants. What the heck?!?
There was an open book exam for Dr. P's class, the stuttering class. He lectured for a little bit before hand. He said something that made the class laugh. And then if was time to put our stuff away and begin the exam. I'd forgotten my book. My locker is on the second floor on the opposite end of the building. I got up and asked him if I could get it. Him being nice like usual, conceded.
And then things got weird. I go down the stairs in the hall and they drop off. I started climbing down the railing, and I landed in some stadium seats on the first floor. Turns out the entire inside of the building was a zillion times bigger than normal and was converted to a huge stadium. All the blue seats faced a stage. Graduation had been held there.
So then came the fun part of getting back up to the third floor, so I could take another stairwell to the second floor. Red, yellow, and blue hot wheel tracks were suspended in the air, all over the inside of the building. Some made loops, others were just circular laps, but they hung everywhere. College guys were playing with them, and the tracks were controlled by remote control. I yelled for one to let me use them, so I could get to the second floor. They wouldn't let me. I slid down a track and landed in a tangle of tracks. There were springs all over, bouncy coiled springs. With difficulty, I climbed up the springs to the third floor. I crawled through the railing and ran to the stairwell.
The stairwell stairs were replaced by wooden boards, and I for some reason was wearing socks. I worried about splinters. Outside the window of the stairwell, the entire building was under construction. I got to the hall with my locker in it and my locker is gone. A janitor came in the other end of the hall, wheeling a large chunk of lockers in the hall and whistling I ran past him to the main area of the second floor and found my locker clumped with some other lockers. The numbers were gone off the combination lock, but there was a tv screen above it. Out of the memory of my fingers (motor memory, thanks to your cerebellum--something I've been thinking about a lot in my waking moments) I remembered the combo, but a bunch of things played on the screen. When I spun the combination lock, the screen scrolled to a cartoon land with kittens. When I paused at my numbers, the kitten did things. On the last number, a scarecrow exploded and kittens popped out of the space. I opened the locker and grabbed my book (which was, upon reflection, book for another class) and a stamp. The stamp lit up when you stamped stuff, I don't know.
As I ran back to the classroom, I stamped the walls in passing and the little stamp lit up. It had taken me so long to get this book that everyone else had finished the exam, and Dr. P was sitting there with his assistant just chatting. The light from outside was dimmer so I can tell a lot of time had passed. Dr. P didn't kick me out, so I got started and thankfully the dream ended. I don't want to dream about exam taking.
I woke up and I wasn't wearing pants. Wtf. I found my pants tangled in the blankets and started my day. The BTK app is delayed. What's new.