You're so young and youthful! *weeps onto her walker and holds on to her dentures* I remember the 90s, but I was in high school and college and OMG I am so old.
But, some of those things on list still apply to us 80s kids. I'm so old I actually played with the original My Little Ponies AND I remember the huge thrill when we got our first VCR. *clings to youth with both hands*
I assure you, you are amazing to me. If you want, I will sing to you as I decorate your walker with glitter, pink feather boas, and huge spikes on the front so you can plow right through people in your way. <3 And in your wake, I will lovingly follow, proud of how you mowed over that entire crowd. That would be handy at a TH concert. With your spiky walker we can get right up front. What do you think?
Zephyrz, I love you. Can Zephyr be my pet name for you? Zephyrpfiffles. Zephiroth. Zephy-poo. Zeph-nuggets.
You're going to have to start typing in BIG FONT so I can hear you! Yes, please, do sing and help me decorate my walker. I love the spikes idea; it'll help me get a good seat at bingo. And definitely it'll move the little teeny-bopper fans out of the way when we go to see TH live. Stick with me, kid. As long as we're home before dark, we'll have a blast! ~__
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THERE IS NO UPPER AGE LIMIT! ONCE ON THAMERICA FANSITE, THEY SPOTLIGHTED A STRAIGHT UP GRANDMA WHO LOVED TH. ALSO, IT'S NOT UNCOMMON FOR DAUGHTERS TO FALL FOR TH AND THEIR MOTHERS TO FALL SOON AFTER. IT'S TOTALLY NOT WEIRD AND I THINK I LOVE YOU ALL THE MORE FOR IT. YOU ARE LUCKY TOO, BECAUSE BOTH BILL AND TOM MENTIONED THAT THEY CAN EASILY IMAGINE THEMSELVES WITH AN OLDER WOMAN, SO JUST KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THAT GOING FOR YOU. ;)
I'LL BE SCREAMING YOUR NAME ALL NIGHT, BABY. I LIKE ZEPHY. GIVE ME SOME TIME AND MORE INTERACTIONS WITH YOU AND I'LL THINK OF A MORE UNIQUE ONE.
AS FOR MYSELF, I GO BY MANY NAMES ONLINE: ADESADI, ADI, MEL, SADIE... I ANSWER TO ALL. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN CALL ME COLE (KO-LAY) BECAUSE IT'S MY ACTUAL NICKNAME IN REAL LIFE.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME?! I NEED A NAP! AND BEN-GAY.
Actually, a nap sounds kind of good right now...
Thank you for reassuring me that I may be old but I can still like ToHo. I don't wanna date them -- I'll leave that to you young whipper-snappers -- but I do like perving on them. And reading naughty stories. And looking at pretty pictures.
I love you, darling. You have so many names, I don't think I can limit myself to one. You are a sweetie! xoxo
But, some of those things on list still apply to us 80s kids. I'm so old I actually played with the original My Little Ponies AND I remember the huge thrill when we got our first VCR. *clings to youth with both hands*
I'm going to go have a third-life crisis now.
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Zephyrz, I love you. Can Zephyr be my pet name for you? Zephyrpfiffles. Zephiroth. Zephy-poo. Zeph-nuggets.
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THERE IS NO UPPER AGE LIMIT! ONCE ON THAMERICA FANSITE, THEY SPOTLIGHTED A STRAIGHT UP GRANDMA WHO LOVED TH. ALSO, IT'S NOT UNCOMMON FOR DAUGHTERS TO FALL FOR TH AND THEIR MOTHERS TO FALL SOON AFTER. IT'S TOTALLY NOT WEIRD AND I THINK I LOVE YOU ALL THE MORE FOR IT. YOU ARE LUCKY TOO, BECAUSE BOTH BILL AND TOM MENTIONED THAT THEY CAN EASILY IMAGINE THEMSELVES WITH AN OLDER WOMAN, SO JUST KNOW THAT YOU'VE GOT THAT GOING FOR YOU. ;)
I'LL BE SCREAMING YOUR NAME ALL NIGHT, BABY. I LIKE ZEPHY. GIVE ME SOME TIME AND MORE INTERACTIONS WITH YOU AND I'LL THINK OF A MORE UNIQUE ONE.
AS FOR MYSELF, I GO BY MANY NAMES ONLINE: ADESADI, ADI, MEL, SADIE... I ANSWER TO ALL. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN CALL ME COLE (KO-LAY) BECAUSE IT'S MY ACTUAL NICKNAME IN REAL LIFE.
p.s I love you~ :D
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Actually, a nap sounds kind of good right now...
Thank you for reassuring me that I may be old but I can still like ToHo. I don't wanna date them -- I'll leave that to you young whipper-snappers -- but I do like perving on them. And reading naughty stories. And looking at pretty pictures.
I love you, darling. You have so many names, I don't think I can limit myself to one. You are a sweetie! xoxo
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