I don't like these faces
There are a few people whose faces just don't agree with me. I just don't like their faces. A few of them inspire revulsion in me. Here they all are in one place... yay... I swallow down my vomit as I analyze why I hate these faces so much.
7.) Katy Perry. I already hate her for her voice and attitude, and how she bashes other musical artists. Her face isn't so bad. However, if she widens her unnerving blue eyes any more, I think her eyeballs will pop out. Her eye color is like the coldest Antarctic ice, and they're always lined thickly and smeared with some garish color. Her mouth is ok when it's closed (like seriously, she shouldn't ever talk with that voice) but really it looks ok. But whenever she opens her mouth to smile or talk, it uglifies her face. The bright red lipstick doesn't help. Maybe a soft pink instead. Her face is too busy, that's what it is. Her eyes are blue blue, her eyeliner black black, her eyelashes are so long, her lips are red red, her skin pale pale, her hair dark dark. There's too much contrast, too much going on. And that's just her face. Add in her ridiculous and annoying voice spouting all the stupid shit she does, and her clothes, and it's just the image of revulsion. Her face makes me think she is desperate, for some reason. And it's annoyingly busy.
6.) Yoona from SNSD. This poor girl has one of the most plain, featureless, empty, and unremarkable faces I've ever seen on a person. You'd think it would be easily forgotten, but no-- despite how plain her face is, you infuriatingly remember it. Her eyebrows are perfectly flat like hyphens. - - Her eyebrows are also faint and light. Her eyes are plain. Her nose is kind of annoying. Most annoying is her mouth. She has thin lips that are always, always drawn into this insincere closed-mouth smile. It is so empty. Look at her. She's not really happy. What do her teeth even look like? Her face makes me think she's empty. It's like God's default human face.
5.) Seohyun from 4minute. This is the last face on this countdown that I can look at steadily without having to look away. I don't like her face for sure, but it's not hatred like I have for faces #4-1. I don't like how this girl's eyes are half-circles. Her eyebrows are raised in the center, and downturned on the outside. I do not like eyebrows that are angled like these. It makes the person look like they have weak feelings, like they're never sure of themselves and that they're content with anything that happens. "I killed your entire family." "Ok..." "I'm gonna rape you now." "Ok..." "How do you feel about that?" "Ok..." Back to Seohyun. Her nose is pointy and her mouth is very small. Whenever she shows her upper teeth, only the row of teeth are shown; never any gums, never any bottom teeth. Like she's hiding something, I don't know. Concealing things from me. Her face is round as a beach ball, and she has chipmunk cheeks. And in "mirror mirror" music video, her hairstyle was incredibly unflattering. Her face makes me distrust her.
4.) Ayumi Hamasaki. Oh god, this is the stuff from my worst nightmares. It's her eyes. She looks like an alien, or a weird porcelain doll. It's not so bad when she's looking away, but straight on... it's really creepy. Her eyes are so glassy and large and huge. When she smiles, it's terrifying. Then you see how small her mouth is in proportion to her eyes, and god forbid you see her unnaturally white tombstone teeth that look like chiclets shoved in her gums. Her short hairstyles only accentuate her creepy eyes. When her hair is pulled back, it shows how round her head is... and how big her eyes are. Her skin is flawless and pale. Her nails are usually glittery sequined talons that are excessive in length. And her nose is hooked. A combination of unfortunate features. Her face creeps me out.
3.) Sulli from f(x). I have no idea why she was elevated to be the most desired kpop idol pop star, because her features are very weak. Her lips remind me of slimy fish lips, and her eyes are practically slits in her face, ringed with little fat rolls. Her eyebrows are downturned on the outside and raised in the center, making her expression always look weak. Even if she were angry, I don't think her eyebrows could furrow in the center. I don't think she could ever look threatening. Her face and head are very oval and round too, like if it were a big balloon with a face painted on it. She never sports a hairstyle to flatter her head and face shape. Her face disgusts me, makes me think of a sickly fish that has no emotion other than oblivious complacency.
2.) Nicholas Cage. Where to start? His eyes always look stoned or sleepy under perpetually brooding eyebrows. His hair is usually atrocious. His philtrum (skin under nose, above upper lip) is very long, and it's emphasized by his thin upper lip. His teeth annoy me. His fivehead is unnervingly round, and lined too. In this picture, his nose makes him look like he's sneering. Also, he often sports some stubble that only makes him look older. No me gusta. His face is just plain ugly to me.
1.) Sunny from SNSD. Her face makes me cringe and look away. I can't take it. Even looking at this picture to figure out why I hate her face so much is hard for me. Her eyes and eyebrows are slanted at an unasthetic angle. Simpering, always squinty. She's got those eyebrows I hate. That, combined with her huge cheeks and piggy nose repulse me. Her teeth are very prominent, and I don't like her upper lip. It turns up, makes me distrustful of her. It's like she's sneering, but it's opposed by her weakly angled eyebrows and constant happy squinting eyes. I also don't like the curve of her mouth. Something about the angles and curves of her face really bothers me. I can't stand her face. I hate it. She tops my list.
So, I don't like weak looking eyebrows, small mouths, odd proportions, unpleasant expressions, and features that conflict emotionally with each other (Sunny's sweet simpering eyes and her upper lip sneer). A lot of it is emotional. You're hiding something, your expression conflicts with itself, your expression isn't sincere, your expression isn't positive...
And now I need to heal. That took a lot out of me, especially Sunny. I'm gonna go look at pictures of Bill now, whose face is perfection to me. Even at its most ugliest, I still love his face. It's like his face agrees with my entire soul.
7.) Katy Perry. I already hate her for her voice and attitude, and how she bashes other musical artists. Her face isn't so bad. However, if she widens her unnerving blue eyes any more, I think her eyeballs will pop out. Her eye color is like the coldest Antarctic ice, and they're always lined thickly and smeared with some garish color. Her mouth is ok when it's closed (like seriously, she shouldn't ever talk with that voice) but really it looks ok. But whenever she opens her mouth to smile or talk, it uglifies her face. The bright red lipstick doesn't help. Maybe a soft pink instead. Her face is too busy, that's what it is. Her eyes are blue blue, her eyeliner black black, her eyelashes are so long, her lips are red red, her skin pale pale, her hair dark dark. There's too much contrast, too much going on. And that's just her face. Add in her ridiculous and annoying voice spouting all the stupid shit she does, and her clothes, and it's just the image of revulsion. Her face makes me think she is desperate, for some reason. And it's annoyingly busy.
6.) Yoona from SNSD. This poor girl has one of the most plain, featureless, empty, and unremarkable faces I've ever seen on a person. You'd think it would be easily forgotten, but no-- despite how plain her face is, you infuriatingly remember it. Her eyebrows are perfectly flat like hyphens. - - Her eyebrows are also faint and light. Her eyes are plain. Her nose is kind of annoying. Most annoying is her mouth. She has thin lips that are always, always drawn into this insincere closed-mouth smile. It is so empty. Look at her. She's not really happy. What do her teeth even look like? Her face makes me think she's empty. It's like God's default human face.
5.) Seohyun from 4minute. This is the last face on this countdown that I can look at steadily without having to look away. I don't like her face for sure, but it's not hatred like I have for faces #4-1. I don't like how this girl's eyes are half-circles. Her eyebrows are raised in the center, and downturned on the outside. I do not like eyebrows that are angled like these. It makes the person look like they have weak feelings, like they're never sure of themselves and that they're content with anything that happens. "I killed your entire family." "Ok..." "I'm gonna rape you now." "Ok..." "How do you feel about that?" "Ok..." Back to Seohyun. Her nose is pointy and her mouth is very small. Whenever she shows her upper teeth, only the row of teeth are shown; never any gums, never any bottom teeth. Like she's hiding something, I don't know. Concealing things from me. Her face is round as a beach ball, and she has chipmunk cheeks. And in "mirror mirror" music video, her hairstyle was incredibly unflattering. Her face makes me distrust her.
4.) Ayumi Hamasaki. Oh god, this is the stuff from my worst nightmares. It's her eyes. She looks like an alien, or a weird porcelain doll. It's not so bad when she's looking away, but straight on... it's really creepy. Her eyes are so glassy and large and huge. When she smiles, it's terrifying. Then you see how small her mouth is in proportion to her eyes, and god forbid you see her unnaturally white tombstone teeth that look like chiclets shoved in her gums. Her short hairstyles only accentuate her creepy eyes. When her hair is pulled back, it shows how round her head is... and how big her eyes are. Her skin is flawless and pale. Her nails are usually glittery sequined talons that are excessive in length. And her nose is hooked. A combination of unfortunate features. Her face creeps me out.
3.) Sulli from f(x). I have no idea why she was elevated to be the most desired kpop idol pop star, because her features are very weak. Her lips remind me of slimy fish lips, and her eyes are practically slits in her face, ringed with little fat rolls. Her eyebrows are downturned on the outside and raised in the center, making her expression always look weak. Even if she were angry, I don't think her eyebrows could furrow in the center. I don't think she could ever look threatening. Her face and head are very oval and round too, like if it were a big balloon with a face painted on it. She never sports a hairstyle to flatter her head and face shape. Her face disgusts me, makes me think of a sickly fish that has no emotion other than oblivious complacency.
2.) Nicholas Cage. Where to start? His eyes always look stoned or sleepy under perpetually brooding eyebrows. His hair is usually atrocious. His philtrum (skin under nose, above upper lip) is very long, and it's emphasized by his thin upper lip. His teeth annoy me. His fivehead is unnervingly round, and lined too. In this picture, his nose makes him look like he's sneering. Also, he often sports some stubble that only makes him look older. No me gusta. His face is just plain ugly to me.
1.) Sunny from SNSD. Her face makes me cringe and look away. I can't take it. Even looking at this picture to figure out why I hate her face so much is hard for me. Her eyes and eyebrows are slanted at an unasthetic angle. Simpering, always squinty. She's got those eyebrows I hate. That, combined with her huge cheeks and piggy nose repulse me. Her teeth are very prominent, and I don't like her upper lip. It turns up, makes me distrustful of her. It's like she's sneering, but it's opposed by her weakly angled eyebrows and constant happy squinting eyes. I also don't like the curve of her mouth. Something about the angles and curves of her face really bothers me. I can't stand her face. I hate it. She tops my list.
So, I don't like weak looking eyebrows, small mouths, odd proportions, unpleasant expressions, and features that conflict emotionally with each other (Sunny's sweet simpering eyes and her upper lip sneer). A lot of it is emotional. You're hiding something, your expression conflicts with itself, your expression isn't sincere, your expression isn't positive...
And now I need to heal. That took a lot out of me, especially Sunny. I'm gonna go look at pictures of Bill now, whose face is perfection to me. Even at its most ugliest, I still love his face. It's like his face agrees with my entire soul.