Tom pic-splosion
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And here is a ginormous pic of Bill I found recently. He looks like a girl with faint stubble. OMG IDEA! You know what would be the most disturbing thing ever? Bill all gorgeous with the usual makeup (gloss, eye makeup, foundation, contoured eyebrows, fake lashes, the works), but with a .... wait for it .... mustache!!! It would be so bizarre; such a beautiful person but with a big blond caterpillar on his upper lip. The faint-hearted wouldn't be able to take the mindfuckyness of it all. People's brains would explode.
