Naughty or Nice?
He's makin a list...
Checking it twice.
It makes me reflect...
Have I been naughty or nice?
Naughty: Drank...and enjoyed it
Nice: Helped an old woman from her car to her front door (and didn't cry...thank you Tabithah)
Naughty: Speeding...85% of the time
Nice: Adopted a dog from an animal shelter
Naughty: Inhaled bad things into my lungs...and enjoyed it
Nice: Donated money to charity
Naughty: Flipped a lot of people off (mostly while driving)
Nice: Gave a stranger a ride home because it was bloody cold outside
Naughty: Made fun of people I care about
Nice: Stopped and helped someone stranded on the side of the road
Naughty: Parked in a handicap parking spot
Nice: Babysat for free
Naughty: Snooped around in someone else's things
Nice: Loved someone with all my heart
Naughty: Took more than one penny from the take a penny leave a penny
Nice: Donated all of my pennies on hand to a take a penny leave a penny
Naughty: Threw something hard at someone maliciously
Nice: Saved a bird
Naughty: Had Pre-marital sex....and enjoyed it...a lot
Nice: Reported a drunk driver
Naughty: Told a fib...or two...or three...
Nice: donated blood
Naughty: Cried to get out of something
That's all I can think of at the moment. There's THOUSANDS more though I'm sure.
Ah well...all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth and since I already have them I won't be too devestated when Santa leaves me a lump of coal. Except for coal is really messy, gets all over everything and makes everyone miserable. Coal just doesn't make any sense when you think about it...
WTF SANTA????
Checking it twice.
It makes me reflect...
Have I been naughty or nice?
Naughty: Drank...and enjoyed it
Nice: Helped an old woman from her car to her front door (and didn't cry...thank you Tabithah)
Naughty: Speeding...85% of the time
Nice: Adopted a dog from an animal shelter
Naughty: Inhaled bad things into my lungs...and enjoyed it
Nice: Donated money to charity
Naughty: Flipped a lot of people off (mostly while driving)
Nice: Gave a stranger a ride home because it was bloody cold outside
Naughty: Made fun of people I care about
Nice: Stopped and helped someone stranded on the side of the road
Naughty: Parked in a handicap parking spot
Nice: Babysat for free
Naughty: Snooped around in someone else's things
Nice: Loved someone with all my heart
Naughty: Took more than one penny from the take a penny leave a penny
Nice: Donated all of my pennies on hand to a take a penny leave a penny
Naughty: Threw something hard at someone maliciously
Nice: Saved a bird
Naughty: Had Pre-marital sex....and enjoyed it...a lot
Nice: Reported a drunk driver
Naughty: Told a fib...or two...or three...
Nice: donated blood
Naughty: Cried to get out of something
That's all I can think of at the moment. There's THOUSANDS more though I'm sure.
Ah well...all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth and since I already have them I won't be too devestated when Santa leaves me a lump of coal. Except for coal is really messy, gets all over everything and makes everyone miserable. Coal just doesn't make any sense when you think about it...
WTF SANTA????