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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I bought porn for jessefutbol (10 points). In April I pushed jayndala4404 in the mud (-17 points). In February aquachica5 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-132 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mellowyellow685