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[mellowmorello]

It really is sad that people are so dependent on cell phones. Because I've noticed that since my cell phone has become one with the Atlantic ocean, people just stopped calling me. When I went to get my cell phone fixed, Fernando the cell phone man was smelling my phone because it smelled like the ocean. I'm so damn proud that my cell phone went out in such a beautiful way.

On a brighter note, Rach found the poem book that we wrote in 7th grade. We were such creative little 7th graders writing poems to each other in a cheesy little mermaid notebook. I've been entertaining myself for hours with this beautiful work of art.
Here are some Mozzie(me)/Lewi(Rachael) poem book excerpts:

"I'm in math
time will not pass
I loved the movie
poovie?
I luv the book
we should cook
a big cake
that's not fake
I luv you
you piece of poo
<3 - Lew Moo"

"I <3 you lewi
so don't get gooey.
I miss you tons
you have nice buns.
we didn't write all summer
what a bummer...
I'm losing my rhyme sense
sometimes I feel like a fence.
Well it's late
and you dont hate
me
cuz i pee.
write back ASAP
ouch I got stung by a bee
<3 Mozzie"

"I'll tell you a story
about a boy named Cory
who drank lots of beer
and then turned into a deer."

"Lew,
I just ate PB & jelly
now its in my belly
let go SHAG
after we play tag
home alone rules
I use tools
You're such a disease
cheese, please...
my handwriting sucks
in the pond, there are ducks.
<3 Mozzie"

PURE GENIUS