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I think it's important to mention that I've had a wild bird fly into my head twice recently. I don't know if it was the same bird both times, but both incidents were at the same intersection. I know that it was the same breed of bird both times because A)we had a nice little glaring contest after both collisions and B)Now that I've had one tangled in my hair, I'm more familiar with their squawk.
Possibilities for attack:
1. Birds hate my new, blonde hair. Sydney has been chewing it off with more precision than a hairdresser.
2. Craziest theory: My mom has gained control of all wildlife and is having birds divebomb me as a scare tactic to make me wear a helmet.
3. Dave's theory, "It's like they couldn't miss it!" Yes, I have a big head.
4. Reality: This nonsense happens. Lol.
Anyway, if things turn all Alfred Hitchcock on you in the near future, you were warned.
Possibilities for attack:
1. Birds hate my new, blonde hair. Sydney has been chewing it off with more precision than a hairdresser.
2. Craziest theory: My mom has gained control of all wildlife and is having birds divebomb me as a scare tactic to make me wear a helmet.
3. Dave's theory, "It's like they couldn't miss it!" Yes, I have a big head.
4. Reality: This nonsense happens. Lol.
Anyway, if things turn all Alfred Hitchcock on you in the near future, you were warned.