... Mellow

[mellow_scared]

Damn this place could kill ghosts with boredom.

And whoever sendt me this:

Comments

[coldbutsweet]

I dunno, I think it's a pretty good likeness.

[mellow_scared]

Is it even possible for you to say something that does not piss people off?

[coldbutsweet]

You wound me. Plenty of people think I'm a very likeable and agreeable person.

[mellow_scared]

Exempt for the people having you up close for the majority of the day.

[coldbutsweet]

Now Mello, just because you can't play nice with the other kids, doesn't mean you need to take it out on everyone.

[mellow_scared]

I am not taking it out on everyone just you

[coldbutsweet]

There, there. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

[mellow_scared]

The only thing I have a problem with is you!

[coldbutsweet]

See, now was that so hard? I'm very proud of you, Mello! Have a cookie!

[mellow_scared]

You get anywhere near me I will make sure you choke on those cookies.

[coldbutsweet]

So meeean. Mom's chocolate chip, too. Oh well, more for me!

[mellow_scared]

... I don't know why I keep replying. I shoud know by now that normal conversation is just not your thing.

[coldbutsweet]

Obviously you are hiding a deep and abiding affection for me. Because I'm so lovable and all.

[mellow_scared]

... Oh yes, that is it. And tomorrow I will quit chocolate for good...

[coldbutsweet]

Really? Well, I suppose getting over an addiction is a great thing, but I think I'll stick with the chocolate. Good luck to you, though.

[mellow_scared]

... Your wit, or rather lack thereof pains me...