Oh Candy, You Were So Fine...
This is the best thing about Valentine’s Day:
Tomorrow, all the chocolates and cute candy, all the heart shaped truffles left over in the store aisles by lovers who did not buy for their loved-ones, all the fake jewelry and shiny ornaments, the dying roses, all the untouched whipped cream, Hershey syrup and strawberries, all those frosted cupcakes, will be sold at super bargain prices!!!! Yes! Three items for the price of one! This is way better than Halloween leftover candy, this is way fancier!
So, for all of us other loner souls, who did not go out on a fancy date with somebody, whom are too broke, whom are too busy with daily routine to stop everything and celebrate Valentines, this is our compensation; we will be able to hog all those leftover items from Walgreens, Eckerd’s or Wal-Mart- hog them all for ourselves and eat them at home while watching movies.
Yay!
(I am such a fatso at heart)
Tomorrow, all the chocolates and cute candy, all the heart shaped truffles left over in the store aisles by lovers who did not buy for their loved-ones, all the fake jewelry and shiny ornaments, the dying roses, all the untouched whipped cream, Hershey syrup and strawberries, all those frosted cupcakes, will be sold at super bargain prices!!!! Yes! Three items for the price of one! This is way better than Halloween leftover candy, this is way fancier!
So, for all of us other loner souls, who did not go out on a fancy date with somebody, whom are too broke, whom are too busy with daily routine to stop everything and celebrate Valentines, this is our compensation; we will be able to hog all those leftover items from Walgreens, Eckerd’s or Wal-Mart- hog them all for ourselves and eat them at home while watching movies.
Yay!
(I am such a fatso at heart)