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[mellogun]

Lucifer, you may bite me.

City, thank you for confirming that I am the better looking in leather one. Not only did I beat that psychotic guy claiming to be an angel, but it was a resounding defeat by more than a two to one margin. Thank you, thank you.

Who the hell puts a rubber bar of chocolate in an Easter egg?

Comments

[gamepatch]

Don't tell him that. He might do it.

The same fucker who puts super glue on cigarettes.

[mellogun]

No, he won't. I have a gun that's sole purpose is to discourage stupid things like that.

To make the obvious joke about your lips being wrapped around something or not...

[gamepatch]

You know you want to.

[mellogun]

The glued part sort of ruins the whole sexiness of it.

[gamepatch]

We can't have that.

[mellogun]

We'll have to figure out how to unglue you.

[gamepatch]

Gettin' ideas already.

[mellogun]

I'm not getting glued to you instead. That shit hurts pulling it off.

[gamepatch]

Nah. All it takes is a little friction.

[mellogun]

We could do that. We're usually pretty good at that. Any suggestions on which sort?

[gamepatch]

Practice makes perfect. And I say why choose? Just go with all of it.