(Untitled)

[mellogun]

Repeating what Jaime and Ada have been saying for the past few days since you all are just fucking stupid sometimes: Don't go out alone unless you're a douche. If you are, by all means, go out alone. Narrows down the gene pool around here. Ada shooting someone for ignorance is pretty damn hot too. I'll watch that

Comments

[gamepatch]

Got it.

Let me know if Ada pistol whips anyone. That's when I'll take my smoke break.

[mellogun]

If that were a scheduled event, the line of volunteers would go around the block.

[gamepatch]

Maybe we can set that up for this year's Christmas party.

[mellogun]

We could charge people a cigarette and a piece of chocolate for each one.

[gamepatch]

Shit, let's not wait.

Private//Unhackable

How well do you know Aaron?

[mellogun]

We need to get her in our debt first.

[Private//Unhackable]

Aaron? Not well at all. Ate at his place once or twice, but most of the city has. I know him on sight. That's about it. Why?

[gamepatch]

You make it sound so easy.

Private//Unhackable

Sounds funny, but I was wondering who he gets horizontal with, if anyone.

I don't know why my name was crossed out. But I have a theory on when it will be my turn.

[mellogun]

For us? Of course.

Private//Unhackable

Schuldig said he was fucking Sasuke and Itachi, those two ninja pirates that live with him.

It's never going to 'be your turn'. Why do you think it was?

[coy_smile]

Might be easier if you two were any good at secrecy.

[gamepatch]

Don't know why I ever doubted you.

Private//Unhackable

Huh. That fits.

One of the earlier posts. The guy behind the curtain talked about the heart of a sinner for the ten, and one of the ten. He gave me two names, Billy and Miriam. I think he was considering which slot I'd fill - one of the ten.

Looks like they both get the Lizzie Borden special. The elementary student thing though...that better not be a short joke.