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[mellogun]

As kinky as waking up in a jail cell is, the bed sucks and I'm lacking one of my two necessities for life

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[gamepatch]

How do I know you won't try to eat my brains?

[mellogun]

And end up obsessed with getting the little gold star to go with the high score on some fucked up game like Doctor Horrible and the Vampire Vixens Take New York? I think L's would taste better.

[gamepatch]

Doctor Awful and the Vampire Vixens Take New York.

I guess I can let you out. I kept the handcuffs though, so be warned.

[mellogun]

If you really have or have played a game with a title like that, we may need to seek help for your addiction.

You damn well better let me out. It smells down here. We need to arrest a good maid.

[im_not_a_rookie]

Feeling better?

[mellogun]

The floor of these cells is really uncomfortable and someone took my guns.

[im_not_a_rookie]

Well, people take your gun privileges away when you threaten them, you know.

[mellogun]

What happened?

[Voice]

[dotdashdotdot]

Not as far as you know.

[Voice]

[mellogun]

I don't know a whole hell of a lot except that I feel like I've got the worst hangover ever.

[ivory_puppet]

It seems that you are no longer dangerous, then? Are you feeling alright?

[mellogun]

Near?

Near, is that you?

[ivory_puppet]

Correct...

[mellogun]

...

Where have you been?

Or are you not my Near from before?