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[mellogun]

If you're out wandering the streets after dark, and I shoot you, I consider that to be your fault. Fair warning. If that doesn't work for anyone, feel free to speak to Ser Jamie Lannister of the Task Force so he can put someone else on the midnight shift

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[gamepatch]

I dunno, being groped might not be such a bad thing. As long as I don't have to pay for it. And I'm allowed to grope back.

I'm surviving. I'm still getting used to everything, but...it could be worse.

[mellogun]

That's one of those stories that I probably should have told you about before now, isn't it?

Your cigarettes are in the lower cabinet. Don't touch my chocolate. I'd suggest finding a job at some point before that telepath at the strip club tries to 'talk' you into getting on the stage.

Yeah, it could be worse. Sephiroth and Wesker could be having one of their weeks.

[gamepatch]

And ruin the surprise?

Don't worry, I know better than to mess with your chocolate. But that is one of the things I wanted to talk to you about. A job. Tell me what to do.

I think I'd be pretty screwed if you weren't here too.

[mellogun]

Having someone dive on you in the middle of the night, most likely drunk, and demanding laid might be going beyond the idea of a surprise. I don't think he's sobered up enough to realize you're back or that you're not the Matt he knew.

A job? Depends on what you feel like doing. I work for the Task Force which is... police. Laugh it up now. I also work at Sunde, that stripclub, as a bouncer when the German there needs me to.

Bullshit. You're the third you that's been through. Shin-Ra would kidnap you first.

[gamepatch]

Probably wouldn't be the first time.

It is kind of a funny mental image. I need to figure out something. There's no games here and I just get bored all the time.

The third time's a charm. Or something.

[mellogun]

I don't need to know what you do those nights. Just keep the racket down.

The first you worked for Shin-Ra, but we had electricity and computers then. The second you didn't get much of a chance to work before Wesker kidnapped him. He tended to work at Sunde with me and Yohji. Schuldig would probably let you back there if you wanted. Just don't shoot my redhead stripper who has one of your shirts and a pair of your goggles. Other than that, there's Aaron's cafe, Shin-Ra, the Task Force, the scavengers, and the hunters.

Point is, people love you. Always have.

[gamepatch]

Maybe I'll give Sunde a try, if that Schuldig guy will hire me. You'll put in a good word for me, right?

...I've gotta ask.

Why is there a redhead stripper with my shirt and goggles?

[mellogun]

Of course I will, but he's a telepath. Fucker knows what you're thinking before you do.

That's a long story that you probably don't want to hear.

[gamepatch]

I've got time.

[mellogun]

You didn't feel like coming to bed?

[gamepatch]

You can tell me in bed. You were always good at multi-tasking.

[mellogun]

Uh, no. That's why a redheaded stripper has a set of the other you's goggles and shirt. You didn't feel like coming to bed, at least not with me.

[gamepatch]

Yeah? Well I'm not him.

[mellogun]

I'm going to have to get them back, aren't I? She was fit perfectly to my lap too.

[gamepatch]

Or we can just let the crowd decide who's worthy of the stripes.

[mellogun]

If they decide she is, does that mean you're going around bare?