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[melloesque]

HEY EVERYBODY KIRA IS DEAD AND I´M GETTING MARRIED! THIS DAY IS SO AWESOME !!!!

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[xerox_agent]

Seriously that would look a lot sweeter on a steaming hot plate with orange sauce.

[melloesque]

...okay, now you´re just trying to make me feel bad. That was hurtful. I don´t know what Near sees in you.

[xerox_agent]

Come on it would be great in a hoisin wrap.

What Near sees in me!!? What the fuck do you mean by that?

[melloesque]

...if I ever see you sneaking around that pool I will ... give you a stern talking to!

He said you were reliable and upstanding and kind (well, he didn´t say kind really, because Near doesn´t say things like that). He didn´t mention you´re a cruel, crude animal slayer.

But I´m sure you must be very hurt deep inside. You must come clear about yourself. I believe in you, Gevanni.

[xerox_agent]

Man's first tool was used to kill, only doing what we've done for century's. The duck eats the beetle, I eat the duck. It's the way of the world.

Well at least the little brat has noted my greatness, about time as I do everything as the lazy ass can't force himself away from his fucking games for one second. Do you know how much of the case was wasted having to buy him toys? we would of captured Kira months ago if not for his addictions. He should take up smoking it's cheaper.

[OOC: Ahaha would you believe I'm a animal lover, it's so hard being mean to Mello when he's this sweet XD

[melloesque]

All right, now you have insulted the man I love. I cannot accept that. If I was still my old me, I would do horrible things to you now. But since I have sworn to never engange in those violent ways again ...

I will have to exclude you from my wedding party. I´m sorry.