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[melloesque]

Back.

Foods:
Ice-creams, various kinds (10 cups)
Assorted cakes (5) and waffles (8)

Liquor:
beer (2 sixpacks)
red wines (3 bottles)
white wines (3 bottles)
Sake (1 bottle)
Scotch (1 bottle)
Vodka (2 bottles)

Drugs:
Cigarettes (30 Packets)
Painkillers (17 Packages)
Sedatives (15 Packages)
Anti-depressants (21 Packages)
1 bottle of cough sirup (but

Comments

[goggled_geek]

Mello?! You made it through?! I'm so happy!

I'm so sorry I lost you...

Y-You got me cigarettes?! You're a saint! AND a game?!

...Wait what? You're not giving them as presents? You want something for them??

...But I don't have anything to give! You know that! Mello's so cruel...

[melloesque]

Because I want STUFF.
Only fools give away things for free, I realized this now, and do I look like a fool to you?!

Well. Well. Well. It´s true. I know you don´t have much.Hmmm. I might give you your cigarettes in order to keep you in a good mood. But I´ll have to get some kind of favor for the game.

...hey, you think your goggles would look cool on me? I never had goggles. Hmmm.....

[goggled_geek]

Jeeze you're greedy!
My goggles?

No Way. No way in hell! I rather give you my body then these!

I need them...They're like part of my lifesource!

Besides, you'd look horrible in them!

[melloesque]

Eh, there´s nothing I look terrible in! What´s the point in you having cool goggles? You´re the sidekick! I want them. I have no idea why I didn´t demand them earlier. And come to think of it, that cool stripy shirt would suit me too...

What? I was under the impression I already OWN your body ... haven´t you given it up to me before...?

[goggled_geek]

What?! So what if I'm the sidekick! A sidekick has to have a cool character design once in awhile!

The hell's with you Mello? Never! I'm never giving you my goggles! And if I gave you my shirt then you'd just want my pants next!

Before you know it I'll be naked!

...If you mean when I got shot full of bullet holes then yea I already did...But if you mean something else then I'm not so sure...

[melloesque]

Ah. Good thing you mentioned the pants. Yes. Bring them to me. And your gloves too. I could use them as spares.

Well...when you came to my room that night, you said I could use your body for anything I want. I don´t recall turning that offer down...

Matt... Near the teasy little fuck has said that there might be something wrong with me. Maybe he´s right. I feel strange. All I know is that I want stuff.

[goggled_geek]

Hell no! You'll have to strip me down and take them off me by force if you want them that bad!

And your defiantly not getting my gloves...

...Uhh...

Teasy little fuck? That's a new name. I think he's right. You're not...Yourself.

[melloesque]

Oh, do I need to do that? Fine. Come over here and I´ll strip you. Your clothes are pretty. Actually, you´re pretty too. I´m taking the whole package.

Matt. DON´T come over. I have no idea what I´m doing.

[goggled_geek]

W-What?! I'm not some object...

Besides if your taking the whole package wouldn't it be better if you left my clothes on me?

No way man, I'm coming to check on you. Something's wrong with you. Also who knows what you'll do to Near in this state. Sure we're not all chummy but next minute you might feel the need to own his brain or something...And then I'd have a dead genius on my hands.

[melloesque]

I could use up your tasty little body and still wear your clothes after. Don´t you realize that? If I get to own you, you won´t NEED clothes. Only ME.

Near´s brain is an excellent idea. I might have to think about that.

Matt... I mean it... don´t...

[goggled_geek]

T-Tasty?! The hell's gotten into you Mello?!

And although I hate to admit that I do need you I need my clothes as well, thank you very much.

What's with all the owning and wanting anyway?!

...That was a joke. Mello you do not need to own Near's brain and put it in a jar. That would be horribly disturbing...

But...You're not yourself. Who knows what trouble you might get yourself into?

Filtered -

[melloesque]

....who knows what trouble I might get YOU into, Matt...?

I had a new thought. You might keep your clothes, but there IS something unique that you have and that you could give away.

Your virginity.

I think no-one has the right to have it but me.

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[goggled_geek]

W-What?! Are you out of your tree?! I may love games but I'm not going to sell my innocence to you for Resident Evil 5! Despite all the zombies and explosions it's not worth it.

I'm not that much of a game whore!

Besides Mello no matter how much you seem to want to obtain it now...You'd surely regret it later...

You're being over posessive...What's next? A collar and leash?!

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[melloesque]

A collar...and a leash....Matt, you truly are a very useful friend to give me all these brilliant ideas. I`ll remember getting one once I return to the city again!

Well...all right, I´ll think about letting you off the hook this time,but you will NOT give that virginity of yours to anyone else, understood? Because everything that concerns you concerns me too and I´ll see after all your needs.

He´s so adorable! MATT LOVE! XD *glomps*

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[goggled_geek]

I was joking! You aren't honestly going to get me a collar and leash are you?! I'd refuse to wear them!

...

I'm not planning on sexing up anyone anytime soon...So don't worry...I'm not thinking with my dick like you are right now.

...

If you'll look after all my needs then you'll at least give me some cigarettes right?

[OOC: Uah yes! *glomp* This is just too funny I can't stop laughing! XD

Re: Filtered -

[melloesque]

I can think much better with my dick than 97% of other men can think with their brains. And besides, I´m simply taking what´s MINE.

Fine. Sure. I´ll let you have some cigarettes. But I´ll keep most of them for blackmail leverage in case you decide to flaunt that innocence in someone else´s face.

You would regret it, too. Nobody could ever sex you up like I do.Which is, of course, why I own your soul. And Near´s. And Ayame´s. And everybody´s.