What Could Happen
Title: What Could Happen
Author: mello_bello_91 & sadistic_walrus
Rating: R, but she wants me to put NC-69
Genre and/or Pairing: Dean/Cas
Spoilers: 5x3
Warnings: This is crack! Pure crack! and language
Summary: My best friend and I were texting each other about Thursday's episode and this is the result!!!
Author's note: Her texts are bold italics, and mine aren't
Cas probably yells out Dean's name when the whore touches him!
Dean rushes in right as a ho is about to get freaky and get psycho-possessive
or Dean comes running in because Cas screams his name and Dean thinks the whore is hurting his Cas!
OR Cas and the ho have awkward pre-sex and Cas imagines the ho is Dean and then screams Dean's nam and Dean rushes in. Que awkward!gay moment.
Where Dean realizes that that ho needs to gtfo!
And then he carries Cas away and finishes the job.
Over and over again!
Until Cas' angelic stamina has run out!
At which point they sleep for days, then wake up and start all over again!
Until Sam decides to visit Dean and walks in. He suspected it but never thought it would happen. Que awkward male bonding
Dean makes a joke, Cas blushes and hides under the sheets, and Sam mumbles something about how Dean delowered an angel of God.
The they go to IHOP for pie. Dean feeds Cas his first bite of pie. Sam gawks and WTF's but inside, he's joyous. They take the leftovers to Bobby.
Once there Bobby finds out what Dean did, calls him an idjit, and then says, "took you long enough!"
Cas blushes and hides behind Dean and Sam lols. Then they go shopping for toys for Cas, completely forgetting about Lucifer.
Cas descovers My Little Ponies and names one Dean!
Dean WTF's then decides it's cute. He debates with hinself over whether he's gay or just in lurve with Cas. Then he remembers the special oil. He decides to use it on Cas to boost his self-esteem and show Cas an hinself that he really is a man.
By giving Cas a back rub. Which then runs into crazy sex.
Then he uses the remainder of the oil for lube. This all takes place over the course of one night. Cas' last and gayest night on Earth.
But Cas doesn't do the ritual because he and Dean used all the oil. So, it turns out it wasn't Cas' last night!
Author: mello_bello_91 & sadistic_walrus
Rating: R, but she wants me to put NC-69
Genre and/or Pairing: Dean/Cas
Spoilers: 5x3
Warnings: This is crack! Pure crack! and language
Summary: My best friend and I were texting each other about Thursday's episode and this is the result!!!
Author's note: Her texts are bold italics, and mine aren't
Cas probably yells out Dean's name when the whore touches him!
Dean rushes in right as a ho is about to get freaky and get psycho-possessive
or Dean comes running in because Cas screams his name and Dean thinks the whore is hurting his Cas!
OR Cas and the ho have awkward pre-sex and Cas imagines the ho is Dean and then screams Dean's nam and Dean rushes in. Que awkward!gay moment.
Where Dean realizes that that ho needs to gtfo!
And then he carries Cas away and finishes the job.
Over and over again!
Until Cas' angelic stamina has run out!
At which point they sleep for days, then wake up and start all over again!
Until Sam decides to visit Dean and walks in. He suspected it but never thought it would happen. Que awkward male bonding
Dean makes a joke, Cas blushes and hides under the sheets, and Sam mumbles something about how Dean delowered an angel of God.
The they go to IHOP for pie. Dean feeds Cas his first bite of pie. Sam gawks and WTF's but inside, he's joyous. They take the leftovers to Bobby.
Once there Bobby finds out what Dean did, calls him an idjit, and then says, "took you long enough!"
Cas blushes and hides behind Dean and Sam lols. Then they go shopping for toys for Cas, completely forgetting about Lucifer.
Cas descovers My Little Ponies and names one Dean!
Dean WTF's then decides it's cute. He debates with hinself over whether he's gay or just in lurve with Cas. Then he remembers the special oil. He decides to use it on Cas to boost his self-esteem and show Cas an hinself that he really is a man.
By giving Cas a back rub. Which then runs into crazy sex.
Then he uses the remainder of the oil for lube. This all takes place over the course of one night. Cas' last and gayest night on Earth.
But Cas doesn't do the ritual because he and Dean used all the oil. So, it turns out it wasn't Cas' last night!