Bethany's bum

Jun 01, 2005 17:26

I had a fight with Mike last night over whether or not I cooked the chicken well enough. IMO, if he don't like how I prepared his dinner then he should just get off his arse and make his own. I told him I wanted to wedge the chicken up his arse LMFAO.

Work was as crap as ever today. My boss, Bethany got on my tits (not literally) as usual. She was moaning about the pace of my work and how she's put on weight. She just wants everyone to say "Of course you haven't, your bum *doesn't* look big in those trousers" but I sit there and think why don't you lot stop pussyfooting about? Of course your bum is big you silly, moronic cow!! I don't mean to sound horrible. Don't get me wrong, I'm not exactly slim, but why harp on to others in that way and put them in an embarrassing situation?? It just irritates me I guess.

I got a text from Jackie yesterday saying that she and Josie are off out on the town at the weekend. They haven't invited me even though they are meant to be my clubbing mates. I've backed off a bit from Josie though, but will share that story another time. I don't think Jackie's fussed *who* she goes clubbing with out of me or Josie as long as her knockers put in an appearance LMFAO. I don't mean to sound so bitchy. I just say things others daren't really.
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