Happy Birthday Mom! (and school security sucks)

[mellancholly]

So, I've realized that getting out of school when you're actually supposed to be there is a piece of fucking cake. Basically, all you have to do is check and make sure that mike (the mutant piggy sea cow) isnt out in the parking lot, (which he never is... who knows the reason they've made up for him getting paid at all... maybe eating all the cafeteria food... ~shrug~) and then you just walk out nonchalantly and act like you've got a purpose for going to your car. they always talk about high security and shit, but i guess thats all talk. lame ass bitches.

Anyway... today is my mom's birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we got her new car speakers (thank god, now maybe they wont crackle all the fucking time) and the Strictly Ballroom DVD. she is gonna be so excited. we are having steak and shrimp. yummmmmmm. anyways... thats about it.