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Sin: *pounces Merin*
Merin: ~gropes~
Sin: *beams* Look, auntie Jade! I've got him trained!
Jade: ...right. Why haven't you come to visit me recently?
Sin: *points at Merin*
Jade: :rolls eyes: You can bring him along if you really insist
Sin: I've been *busy* is what I mean
Jade: Oh, I see
Sin: *beams*
Merin: ~snuggles~
Sin: *bounces around Jade* I can't wait to tell you all about it!
Jade: I really don't need to know all the details of your love life, young man
Sin: But you are the parental figure in my life. I am required by emotional attachment to tell you of events to get your view and elderly advice. *nods*
Jade: I knew there had to be a catch when I signed up for this gig. :sighs: Your father would really be the better person to talk to about this stuff, Sin
Sin: Dad would probably ask why he isn't knocked up
Merin: O.O
Jade: ..true. Alright, fine, you win
Sin: *beams* Merin, doesn't doing that hurt your eyes?
Jade: I reserve the right to be emotionally scarred from all of this
Sin: I've forgotten by now, actually
Merin: I'mtooyoungtohaveababyandIdon'tcareifmyfatherskeptdoingitIdon'twanttohaveababy! ~weeps~
Sin: Me either. They'd probably make me marry you or something
Jade: :whistles innocently:
Sin: *eyes Jade*
Jade: What? If you two have a baby you might as well get married
Sin: I don't want to get married
Jade: I know, sweetie. I won't make you get married yet.
Sin: And not to *him*
Merin: What?
Jade: ...ok
Sin: You'd look terrible in a wedding dress. It's the hips
Sin: And complexion
Merin: You wouldn't want to marry me because I'd look bad in a dress?
Sin: ...sure.
Merin: That's real reassuring to a guy. ~sulks~
Sin: *innocent look*
Jade: Should I go?
Sin: *cling*
Jade: :pets: I'm not helping you out of this one. You've insulted your boyfriend, I think. :pauses: Is he your boyfriend? Or are you two just casually sleeping together?
Sin: The second. *nods*
Merin: ~considers~ I suppose.
Jade: Erm... alright.
Sin: What?
Jade: Nothing, dear. Just... is Merin supposed to be that sort of orange green color?
Sin: ...I don't know. *pokes Merin* Merin?
Merin: ~wraps wings around self to hide~ G'way
Sin: What?
Merin: ~mumbles~ Nothing. It's nothing. We're all fine and nothing's wrong
Sin: ...*nabs Merin and teleports* Meeerin what are you doing was it something you ate
Merin: Leggo
Sin: Are you going to throw up?
Merin: No. ~wriggles away~
Sin: Then what?
Merin: Nothing. It's fine.
Sin: Okay :D
Merin: bah
Sin: What?
Merin: Just realizing something is all. I forgot you're not ever serious
Sin: That is a facet of my character, yes
Merin: right. we're fine, don't worry about it. ~breathes~ We just abandoned your aunt. Is she likely to get mad at you?
Sin: I think she's used to it
Merin: mm. Probably
Sin: I vanish easily a lot.
Merin: You're made of shadows, I wouldn't think it's hard
Sin: *fades around Merin and appears on the other side* Isn't. What's wrong? Did you want me to answer: "Yes, we're truly devoted to eachother and we're already seeing about picking out the china patterns"?
Merin: ~mumbles~ Might have been nice
Sin: Hasty.
Merin: Better than declaring you aren't at all serious about me
Sin: Well. Has anything formal been declared?
Merin: ...no
Sin: Then what did I do wrong?
Merin: nothing. See, I told you it was nothing
Sin: *shrugs* fine. You know, I saw a really cute elf the other day. I wonder if he's free. *considers*
Merin: So this means if I ask you to be my boyfriend you're going to say no?
Sin: I won't have to wear a ring or anything, would I? Hard to keep solid things with me when I change
Merin: Not unless you wanted to
Sin: Hmm
Merin: Hm?
Sin: I'm weighing the decision
Merin: I'll wait. ~burns a black spot onto the floor/ground and uses it to sketch on the wall/ground~
So. Several days, weeks, MONTHS, I keep avoiding that answer thing. Which is good. He might get uppity if I start going around making life easy for him.
Um, and then this chat happens. Also, Sun. Bad. Bad for little shadow gods. *waves newly acquired black parasol* Fishnets are next.
Sin: *gnaws on Merin*
Merin: ~jumps~ Oh, have you decided yet? ~tucks away doodles~
Sin: Maybe
Sin: What were you drawing? *peeks*
Merin: Lily. And her family in the other dimension. I miss them. They're neat. Crazy, but neat.
Sin: mmph. hobbits.
Merin: I'm half hobbit, you know. ~thinks a moment~ I may be half human, too, since padam is dragon and then human, too. I'm three halves? That can't be right. ~thinks hard~
Merin: Argh, my head hurts
Sin: *offers a calculator*
Merin: ~plays with the buttons~ Shiny. :D
Sin: *glares* *changes his appearence to match...Elanor's*
Merin: ~swings Sin/Elly off his/her feet into a hug, then sets her/him down~ Cute. Do you take requests?
Sin: *switchs the colours to match his, pale skin and dark hair* Maybe. Depends. What do you want?
Merin: I'm fond of this guy, you see. He's kind of a crossbreed like me, and he's tall and got dark hair and a really great body and won't tell me if he'll be my boyfriend or not
Sin: Hmm. Doesn't sound like anybody I know. *plays with Merin's tail*
Merin: Oh. That's too bad. Guess I'll have to go home and mope, then. ~picks up sketch pad~
Sin: I'm not a good enough diversion?
Merin: I told you, I really like this guy. And you're pretty, although you look disturbingly like my aunt, so no. Not really.
Sin: *turns back to himself* mmph. *pushes Merin down* you sure? I could try
Merin: No, see, you're terribly distracting. ~kiss~ I would still like an answer sometime, though
Sin: whyyy? Why is it important?
Merin: It seemed to upset you that I didn't take things seriously. So I'm showing that I'm serious. Sometimes. About this, us, anyways.
Sin: I got upset? o.o
Merin: I thought you did. I was upset. Anyways. ~wiggles out from under Sin~ Sit still. ~flips open sketchpad~
Sin: *turns shadowy*
Merin: ~draws him shadowy~
Sin: *tries to slowly edge into the shade*
Merin: ~flips a page and starts drawing something else~
Sin: *dives under a tree*
Merin: ~sighs~ If you don't want to be drawn you can say that. ~sketches a butterfly~
Sin: too bright today. *spreads shadows under the tree until it's just his eyes glinting from time to time* you can try drawing me now?
Merin: ~nods~ Ok. ~uses a new sheet of paper and tries his best~
Sin: *holds still* *or probably does*
Merin: ~hands him the finished sketch~ There you are. You have very sexy eyeglints, by the way. ~grins and goes back to his butterflies~
Sin: *sneaks a hand out and grabs Merin* *tugs him under the tree*
Merin: Hey! You just turned my butterfly into some sort of mutant dragonfly. ~frowns~ A neat looking mutant dragonfly, I'll admit, but not the butterfly I was going for
Sin: *shrugs* *draws a butterfly on Merin's face*
Merin: You're never going to learm I'm not some new form of paper, are you? ~longsuffering mostly fake sigh~
Sin: *tugs up Merin's shirt*
Merin: I'll take that as a no. ~carefully manuvors out of his shirt~ There. All the drawing space you'd like
Sin: *writes "sin wuz here" on Merin's stomach*
Merin: ~rolls eyes~
Sin: *comes back into complete focus and looks up at Merin* yes?
Merin: This isn't permanent, is it? Because I may have to kill myself simply to get your aunt to remove it if it is
Sin: I could have written: "property of Sin" on your butt *cute look*
Merin: Do you think your aunt gives better treatment to the people she already knows?
Sin: I bet if I asked nicely she'd keep it there
Merin: Maybe. ~looks disturbed~ Maybe my aunt could get it off
Sin: *kisses it* fine. *...removes it*
Merin: Thank you. ~kisses~
Sin: do you still want an answer from me?
Merin: Yes, unless by that you're trying to imply I already got it
Sin: would it work if I did?
Merin: I'll probably ask you a lot of questions to be sure. I think you might avoid them the other way
Sin: damnit
Merin: ~toys with Sin's hair~
Sin: *rests against Merin* I'm going to have to be very snippy to auntie Jade about this
Merin: Why's that?
Sin: Would you have even asked if it weren't for her going on about that weird marriage stuff? o.o
Merin: Dunno. I might've.
Sin: hrm
Merin: Do you not want me to ask?
Sin: maybe a little
Merin: Then forget about it. ~plays with Sin's hair more~
Sin: kay. *steals Merin's sketchpad*
Merin: No obscene drawings of my tail this time, thank you
Sin: ...;_;
Merin: You'll notice I didn't say anything about any other obscene drawings
Sin: :D *does some of them, adding in newly acquired information*
Merin: ~attempts, mostly successfully, not to blush~
Sin: *beams*
Merin: Lovely. ~nuzzles~
Sin: why no tail?
Merin: Last time you drew my tail, it hurt just looking at them. It does have bones, you know. They only move some ways
Sin: You should take up yoga
Merin: I don't think they make yoga for tails
Sin: Invent your own. *curls up in Merin's lap and adds some shading*
Merin: ~laughs~ Maybe I will
Sin: cause. tail. *tugs it*
Merin: I'm sure I could ask one or the other of the Melkors for help. They seem to be into moving and bending in previously unthought of ways
Merin: ~eeps~
Sin: Ew. Don't ask the one that's my dad.
Merin: Alright
Sin: Cause I might have to wash you afterwards. He has a lot of makeup and it sort of rubs off
Merin: And washing me would somehow be a problem?
Sin: Soap tastes bad. *nods*
Merin: Oh, I remember that. I opened my mouth at the wrong time once when I wash being given a bath and the washcloth got on my tongue. Very ick
Sin: And I have no idea if that greasepaint of his would stick to your tongue or not so I'd have to be sure
Merin: My tongue...? I think we've stopped talking about the same thing, here
Sin: I'm talking about you asking my dad for help bending in new positions. What are you talking about?
Merin: What does that have to do with greasepaint on my tongue?
Sin: *blank look at Merin*
Merin: ~equally blank look back~
Sin: *nuzzle*
Merin: ~still confused but decides to drop it~ Mm. ~nuzzles back~
Sin: Do you really want to know what I meant?
Merin: I'm not sure
Sin: *demonstrates anyway*
Merin: o.O But he's your dad!
Sin: Yes
Merin: Um, no. I don't think so
Sin: okay :D
Merin: ~leans back against the tree~ Can I have my sketchpad back?
Sin: 's my precious *clings*
Merin: Oh dear Eru. I'm sleeping with Gollum. Oh wait... I think I could get smote for that. ~huddles~
Sin: gollum gollum
Merin: ~makes a break for it~
Sin: *eyes the sun and stays under the tree*
Merin: ~capers freely in the sun~
Sin: *looks sad and alone*
Merin: No golluming, or I'm staying out here, got it? ~comes a little closer to the tree~
Sin: *sadly* gollum gollum
Merin: ~sits firmly in the sun~
Sin: *shrinks*
Merin: Gollum is Eru's queen, etc, etc, plus, it's just creepy
Sin: *mouse-sized*
Merin: I feel like Alice, only you aren't vanishing until only your grin remains
Sin: *disappears in a puff of smoke*
Merin: Bah. ~retrives sketchpad and pen~ Guess I should go home. ~looks around~ Wish I knew where home was from here.
Sin: *appears behind Merin and grabs him*
Merin: Gah! ~breaks away, spins and swipes at him before realizing who it is~ Don't do that, I nearly hit you
Sin: wouldn't hurt me. *slips through Merin and rests on the other side*
Sin: feeling odd today
Merin: o.O Me? Or you? ~turns again and wraps arms and wings around Sin to shield him from the sun~
Sin: me. *kisses* You need to frequent caves or something.
Merin: I'm only half dragon. ~kiss~ Or something, but we're not going to go into it again.
Sin: Feeling anything like Smaug yet?
Merin: Not really. I don't go around molesting humans-turned-hobbits just for the hell of it
Sin: Well, there aren't many of those running around
Merin: But I have no desire to, either
Sin: Alrighty
Sin: ...caves are nice :D
Merin: Not very good light, though
Merin: Bad for artists
Sin: But think of the Sins ;_;
Merin: The Sin would be fine in my house, as long as he stayed away from the windows. And why exactly are we talking about you in the third person anyway?
Sin: Because I'm small and cute. And thus, "will someone think of the Sins?"
Merin: I just did. And I still am, since you're rather firmly wrapped around me. ~nuzzles~
Sin: mmm. Yes, Merin
Merin: ~hopeful look~ Does this mean you'll take me home, finally?
Merin: By that, I mean to my house. I'm not even sure if you have a house. Do you? Can I see it sometime?
Sin: I don't have one
Merin: Didn't think so. So, my house please?
Sin: *vanishes with Merin*