Prozac!
So, here's my new update. Hmm... what's there to report? Filene's, a major dept. store downtown, is closing, so they've been liquidating their assets. I bought a set of pots and pans, BUT my master purchase is a BAR BUTLER. Coolest invention ever. It's a dispenser, where you load bottles of liquor, upside down, and it dispenses shot after shot of liquid party. It's awesome. So, with such a cool device, we had to buy a cool bar worthy of the bar butler. So, i bought this 1950's art-deco minimalistic black corner table from the antique store across the street. Wicked. And, we bought $130 of alcohol, so I officially have a professional bar in my living room. And, of course, as soon as we set everything up, loaded the bar butler, arranged all the glasses, mixers, napkins et al... Roger promptly went out to the bar, and had beers. Hahaha... so clever. Buy alcohol, then go spend money to have it served somewhere else. I was sorta in shock. I know it was a thursday and all, but I seriously just walked up, sat at the bar, and ordered a beer. No problem. No carding, no nothing. I mean, does no one on this planet assume that I am a young person? I'm gonna have to pierce my face or something to illustrate my youth, goddamnit.
Also, I went to my new doctor today. I went for my anxiety disorder, hoping to get a perscription so that I stop having mini panic attacks. (omg, when I was typing that, "You Little Fool" by Elvis Costello was playing, and it was right at the part that says, "... mother gives you some pills to chew..."). Weird. But yeah, it's really ironic. I had to get checked out because my blood pressure is so high when would go to Planned Parenthood. I tried telling them that it's because I'm an anxious person, and anything medical is the biggest cause of my anxiety. I mean, go figure: getting my blood pressure checked IS WHAT GIVES ME high blood pressure... Aren't I just fantastically mis-wired? But, they basically threatened to stop giving me depo if I didn't get checked out. So, I did them one better. I just picked up my OWN depo, and I'm taking it to the doctor to have it injected. Take THAT, Planned Parenthood! Best part is, the depo solution cost me $1! Take THAT, Masshealth! Lol. The Prozac, of course, was free. Can't have us poor crazies running around on the streets!
So, here I am: with every luxury (alcohol galore, prozac, anti-baby injections) at my finger tips. Haha. Oh yeah, and I just got Absolutely Fabulous Season 5 from Netflix. I find it disgustingly appropriate.
Giggity-giggity-GOOOOO!
(Family Guy is the best show ever.)
Also, I went to my new doctor today. I went for my anxiety disorder, hoping to get a perscription so that I stop having mini panic attacks. (omg, when I was typing that, "You Little Fool" by Elvis Costello was playing, and it was right at the part that says, "... mother gives you some pills to chew..."). Weird. But yeah, it's really ironic. I had to get checked out because my blood pressure is so high when would go to Planned Parenthood. I tried telling them that it's because I'm an anxious person, and anything medical is the biggest cause of my anxiety. I mean, go figure: getting my blood pressure checked IS WHAT GIVES ME high blood pressure... Aren't I just fantastically mis-wired? But, they basically threatened to stop giving me depo if I didn't get checked out. So, I did them one better. I just picked up my OWN depo, and I'm taking it to the doctor to have it injected. Take THAT, Planned Parenthood! Best part is, the depo solution cost me $1! Take THAT, Masshealth! Lol. The Prozac, of course, was free. Can't have us poor crazies running around on the streets!
So, here I am: with every luxury (alcohol galore, prozac, anti-baby injections) at my finger tips. Haha. Oh yeah, and I just got Absolutely Fabulous Season 5 from Netflix. I find it disgustingly appropriate.
Giggity-giggity-GOOOOO!
(Family Guy is the best show ever.)