Merry Christmas
Dear Santa
All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men,
A rugby player, a footballer. I don't mind,
A determined man with plenty of gysm,
Broad shoulders. Smooth chest. And a tight behind.
Dear Santa,
I promise that I won't hurt them,
I just have a few games I'd like to play,
They'll be well fed and cared for. Truly appreciated,
And I'll return them to you on New Year's Day.
Lots of love,
Me
Merry Christmas everyone!