From Max's web master:
Due to professional and some serious security reasons, Forum Max Martini will be taken down for good.
The boards are temporarily back up as read-only, but the ASK MAX board is missing. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm working, so I can't toast the forum in the fashion called for--so I'll picspam you with forum treasures instead.
*Sniff* Guhhhhh...*whines*