From
Max's Forum:redheadmama wrote:
Oh Max . . .
Dear, Dear Max . . .
Mack Freakin Daddy . . .
It seems that your absence has cause great anguish here in the Max Martini Forum. We are lonely, listless, and downright bummed. Crying or Very sad
When will you, once again, grace us with your presence? Your awesomely hot, freckled, buffed, redheaded presence?
We are concentrating all our collective energies on bouncing, wiggling, flirting, batting of eyelashes, downright begging - everything in our feminine powers - to reach out to you.
Please, please, come back to us soon!
Signed:
Your adoring, drooling fans . . .
P.S. Next time - lose the socks and the towel
One of your adoring, drooling fans...
It wasn't me, I'm too chicken to flirt with him on purpose. But it gets better!
(SNIP a whole bunch of fangirls concurring...)
Here's Max's reply:
Can you imagine if this show was on HBO!~! HOLY MAMA - FULL FRONTAL!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAASKDFGUHHHHHhhhh.................