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What I Want In a Man
By Melissa Ripplinger
Grade 25
Someone who thinks the word poop is funny. Someone who doesn’t do drugs. Someone who wants to have kids. Someone who can hang with my sister and me alone (this is actually very difficult, since we are very giggly and juvenile together). Someone who doesn’t like sushi. Someone who owns a gun. Someone who will just hug me when I am crying. Someone who drives a pick-up, for fun not for work. Someone who will let me show my boobs to other people and laugh about it. Someone who loves and respects his family, especially his mom. Someone who thinks going to North Dakota would be a great adventure. Someone who owns a ’69 Camaro (SS package, optional). Someone who will watch Grease and Grease 2 with me. Someone who can talk about EVERYTHING and about nothing too. Someone who understands my family means the world to me. Someone who farts freely, but won’t do the Dutch Oven to me. Someone who will be my best friend.
By Melissa Ripplinger
Grade 25
Someone who thinks the word poop is funny. Someone who doesn’t do drugs. Someone who wants to have kids. Someone who can hang with my sister and me alone (this is actually very difficult, since we are very giggly and juvenile together). Someone who doesn’t like sushi. Someone who owns a gun. Someone who will just hug me when I am crying. Someone who drives a pick-up, for fun not for work. Someone who will let me show my boobs to other people and laugh about it. Someone who loves and respects his family, especially his mom. Someone who thinks going to North Dakota would be a great adventure. Someone who owns a ’69 Camaro (SS package, optional). Someone who will watch Grease and Grease 2 with me. Someone who can talk about EVERYTHING and about nothing too. Someone who understands my family means the world to me. Someone who farts freely, but won’t do the Dutch Oven to me. Someone who will be my best friend.