May 09, 2007 13:57
Jim's mom hasn't spoken to him since his grandmother died when he bought dinner for the entire family and grandpa and pissed her off. (I know, how awful of him to buy a nice meal for everyone.)
So how do you buy a Mother's Day card for someone who isn't speaking to one of her children?
I searched and searched at Hallmark for the little tab that read "Dysfunctional Mother" but couldn't find one.
If I could write my own Mother's Day card to her, it would read...
"You gave birth to me, so I owe you a card today. Here."
I'm so very tired of her and her games.