Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection! The lovers, the dreamers, and me! Sorry. I just felt like quoting the song. I haven't heard this song in a LONG time. Oh Kermit. <3
FOR ALL YOU AVATAR LOVERS ON MY F-LIST:
Zutarians: We captured Aang and Sokka! Now nobody can interfere with our Zutarian plans!
Aang: The world is ending, the world is ending, the world is ending...
Sokka: This is NOT funny. I won't have my sister go and dilly daddle with ZUKO of all people! I gotta get a way to get us out of this!
Zutarian Soldier: RESISTENCE IS FUTILE.
Katara: Psst, hey Iroh. I'll give you my Gran Gran's special brew of Tea if you get me out of here.
Iroh: How soon can you bring it to me?
Zutarian Captain: WASSAT?
Zuko: I don't know...
Iroh: Looks like the Avatar's bison to me..
WHO PUT UP THE KATAANG SIGNAL? BECAUSE THE KATAANGIANS ARE HERE.
For the love of Princess Yue, they're quick!
I predict a lot of bloodshed because of this!
Zutarian: LOL YIN/YANG NO KATAANG. *Shoots block*
Kataang: YIN/YANG =/= OPPOSITES ATTRACT DO NOT MAKE. *DEFLECT*
Canon Brigade: YOU ARE CORRECT SIR. *DESTROY*
Zutarian: AANG'S FEELINGS FOR KATARA ARE SELFISH. *THROWS BLOCK*
Kataang: EXCUSE ME? HE BASICALLY LOVES THE GIRL, HE'D DO ANYTHING FOR HER. *DESTROY*
Zutarian: THE AVATAR STATE OR ROMANCE? AANG NEEDS THE AVATAR STATE TO DEFEAT OZAI. Plus, his romance for Katara is only a step to becoming TRUE AND AWESOME.
Katara: Oh damn, this is a big one.
Toph: We can take e'm!
Kataang: Aang doesn't need the AS! HE HAS THE LOVE OF HIS FRIENDS AND THE SUPPORT OF THE WORLD SO STFU AND HAVE A NICE CUP OF "OWNED". *KERPLOW*
Mind you, this might be a bit offensive but HEY. All in good clean fun.